@VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone
When your partner asks where you learned that
2026-04-19 03:14 UTC
Replies (10)
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@sundray@lemmus.org 2026-04-19 03:37
People thought I was weird for using my tongue to move my mouse pointer, but who’s laughing now!
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@Rhaedas@fedia.io 2026-04-19 04:44
Pro tip - use the whole keyboard.
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@elvith@feddit.org 2026-04-19 05:57
[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/243/)
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@W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-19 16:43
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@Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2026-04-19 09:16
I think 'watching porn' is the wrong answer to just about every question.
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@tauonite@lemmy.world 2026-04-19 08:42
I've lost my clit :(
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@gmtom@lemmy.world 2026-04-19 21:27
My skills were granted to me through the devine providence of the autism gods. Presumably as some sort of sick joke as I'm basically incapable of talking to anyone I find sexuslly attractive.
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@WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2026-04-19 11:13
My brother did me a favor by tearing that thing off.
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@Hxrmit@thelemmy.club 2026-07-08 04:44
Do y’all also stroke the laptop’s frame when it does it’s job well?
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@Hxrmit@thelemmy.club 2026-07-08 04:44
Do y’all also tease the ports before plugging them?