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• Post #4078463

  👻 I managed 20/20 and my bones are dust. 😅

• Post #3709507

  💀 Had a dream where a friend discovered a new hack for a Pokémon game where if you stabbed a stylus attachment into someone’s bone marrow, the Pokémon would absorb the nutrients and gain insane amounts of power, but it was still comparative to their stats. Turns out, I was experiencing an extreme muscle cramp that was just soft enough to keep me from waking up, but still feeling the pain. So I just got the sensation of being stabbed through bone for far too long for my liking.

• Post #3709506

  👻 The worst thing about writing is writing. The best thing about writing is having written. It’s just a shame that to have written you have to write.

• Post #3709505

  🧚‍♀️ Has Marvel ever explained the physics behind Pym Particles enough to explain why Ant-Man couldn’t defeat Thanos by flying into his arse while tiny, then growing to giant size? I wouldn’t think so. Not because of needing to make an explicit acknowledgement of the joke, but due to hand waving writing.

• Post #3709504

  🧚‍♀️ Got asked if I was burning the candle at both ends because of how tired I’ve been. And of course I’m not; that would be ridiculous. What I *AM* doing is cutting the candle into a number of pieces, so I can burn the candle at 30+ ends at once. Who only has two things to do at once? Get real. 😂

• Post #3709503

  💀 Had an idea for a story, and started writing out some preliminary details. Someone heard me talking about it, and accused me of plagiarising the Backrooms movie. I’ve never read any of the original fan stories, and certainly not seen the movie. All that’s done though is kill my interest in trying to write it if that’s all that will come of it; baseless accusations of theft, and no one that actually cared like the rest of things I’ve made.

• Post #3709502

  🧚‍♀️ Okay, gotta admit, this is pretty good: https://bsky.app/profile/modernmodron.itch.io/post/3mq32nejebc23

• Post #1855618

  👻 A solemn and honourable Hexennacht for all those who observe. 🕯️

• Post #845083

  🧚‍♀️ Lost the mind palace in the divorce, have to do all my thinking in my mind car. 😔

• Post #845082

  💀 Had a customer that smelled so strongly of weed, smoke, and general B.O. that I nearly had a spontaneous asthma attack being a meter away from them for less than 20 seconds. If it had been a full minute, I’d have vomited. And I’ve been to a sewerage plant, landfills, and around a literally decomposing corpse. Please, for the love of anything you value, consider your personal hygiene before going out in public.

• Post #845081

  🧚‍♀️ You’ve been with your partner for two weeks, but suddenly they say they’ve “memorised your attack patterns”. Your next move is:

• Post #845080

  👻 One of the downsides to living in Australia that doesn’t often come up as far as I’m aware: It’s never cold enough to really get into proper cold weather styles. Big fluffy jumpers look so comfy. Layered coats are cool and stylish. Pom-poms on knitted caps? What a treat. Meanwhile, winter here is a spring time delight in the north. Their winters are a new ice age to kill the dinosaurs, and our summers are “a bit uncomfortable” for Satan himself. Just not fair.

• Post #845079

  👻 I have bravely decided I never need to sleep again, and will be living a new life, permanently outdoors. In addition, I will be trialling a new existence of having no skin, as the previous version has been entirely removed by stress-scratching. This is of course, completely independent of my decision to watch The Descent.

• Post #845077

  🧚‍♀️ You always hear that there’s “No ethical consumption under capitalism”. Whatever happened to eating ass? Are we too proud now?