Sarcastra
Sarcastra@c.im
<p>I like to make stuff. <br />No alt text = No boost.<br />No pocket = No purchase.</p>
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Post #1753442
In case you&#39;re about to DM a game session in which the main task is carrying jugs, you can review the Carrying Capacity on PHB pg362. There is a simple table. You don&#39;t have to make up obscene math in which a STR score of 15 is required to carry a single jug of liquid 10&#39;. #DnD #BreakingNewsfromthePHB #Readthebookalready #justsayin
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Post #1753440
As a DM, you can make shared storytelling more efficient by removing pesky &quot;player contributions&quot;. Simply ignore all of Chapters 1 and 2 of the PHB. Nothing says “welcome to my puppet show” like handing your players assigned character sheets full of mistakes, then speaking for their characters too. #DnD #GettingMySnarkOut
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Post #1753439
Have you played DnD for years and still not figured out basics like actions or opportunity attacks? Try DMing. No need to learn the rules when you can just invent them and drag everyone through your very important story. Why stop at misunderstanding your own character when you could misunderstand the whole table? #DnD #StillSnarky