El Saltybananie
Saltybananie@mastodon.social
<p>I am a New York born Chicago boy Texan. I love street food of all types, old school Italian bakeries, backyard apizza, pop culture, humor, writing, endurance sports, Motorhead, ebikes, ukulele, huge dogs that drool, martial arts, and my wife--although not necessarily in that order. I've been on Mastodon for quite a while, and so should you.</p>
Posts
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Post #3664010
#BreakingNews!!!: Mitch McConnell woke before dawn, ate a hardy breakfast, and swam three miles in the Yangtze River next to his BFF and college roommate Chairman Mao this morning. #mitchmcconnell #mitchmcconnellbraindead #USPolitics
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Post #1542861
Waiting for dinner. Somewhat impatiently. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #greatpyreneesofmastodon #greatpyrsofmastodon #greatpyrenees #greatpyrs #SasquatchThePyr #yetithepyr #bookends
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Post #958879
Most large US cities have a street named after Cesar Chavez. This cannot stand. Fortunately, I have a cheap and easy solution. Just add the word &quot;Julio&quot; to each street sign. #cesarchavez #cesarchavezstreet #JulioCésarChávez #boxing #boxeo