Post #3664010
2026-07-08 01:29 UTC
#BreakingNews!!!: Mitch McConnell woke before dawn, ate a hardy breakfast, and swam three miles in the Yangtze River next to his BFF and college roommate Chairman Mao this morning.
#mitchmcconnell #mitchmcconnellbraindead #USPolitics
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@Sheep_Overboard@infosec.exchange 2026-07-08 04:28
@Saltybananie@mastodon.social Glad to hear he's doing fine and off that life-support 😀