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<p>I cannot confirm or deny the rumors that I am a self-aware collection of bash scripts.</p>

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  • Post #2953378

    Grocery store self-checkout machines need a button labeled &amp;quot;Shut up, robot. I am a functioning adult and I *have* actually done this before&amp;quot;

  • Post #2953377

    My latest AI innovation is a highly realistic chat bot that answers most questions by thinking for several minutes, then responding &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m not sure.&amp;quot; For additional tokens, you might also see: It depends. That&amp;#39;s a really good question. Your guess is as good as mine. I don&amp;#39;t know. Ask your mother.

  • Post #2953375

    You had an original MacBook? I still have mine.

  • Post #2953374

    It looks like at least a few of my sunflower seeds managed to survive the Great Squirrel Feast.

  • Post #2953373

    Mussolini had actual ankles you could string him up by. I&amp;#39;m not sure about this fucking guy&amp;#39;s whole situation.

  • Post #2953372

    If the universe is a simulation, that begs the next question: a simulation of what? Or not a simulation so much as a meta reality version of Conway&amp;#39;s Game of Life, with a simple set of rules and a starting condition. Press start and let it run. Everything from gravity to human consciousness is just an emergent property of cellular automata. We are all just the equivalent of &amp;quot;gliders&amp;quot;. If so, wheee!