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• They're using the space laser to read my DVDs and triggering my father via his pacemaker

  I’m just kidding; my dad doesn’t have a pacemaker.

• The ole Morning Constitutional

  I’ve made a couple of disgusting posts with no explanation because they were funny, but I gotta come clean with this one - I live like a bit of a pig, yes, but I also work as a maintenance man for a local housing authority, and regularly encounter some fairly rank situations. Some of them are due to regular poor housekeeping, some mental illness, and some because of addiction. All of them are interesting, I think. I have a couple others that I think I can share without breaking any laws. It...

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  Me too

• I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.

• Post #83370