I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.
2026-06-11 01:55 UTC
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@RandomStickman@fedia.io 2026-06-11 02:45
The European roller chick will vomit a foul-smelling orange liquid onto itself to deter a predator. The smell also warns the parents on their return to the nest. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_roller?wprov=sfla1
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@Sunforged@lemmy.ml 2026-06-11 03:01
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@DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 2026-06-11 02:00
You’re gonna hurt yourself that way more than anyone else, but yeah, I’m not fucking with anyone who does that. It begs the question of how deep the rabbit hole of crazy goes, and I’ll pass on finding out. Nope.
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@snoons@lemmy.ca 2026-06-11 03:13
I cast Aura of Endless Sneezing and Puking
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@over_clox@lemmy.world 2026-06-11 02:12
Odd that you would say that. Many years ago, I realized that if I take a Vitamin B12 pill, well almost exactly 23 minutes later, I’ll get like all the reflexes simultaneously. Burp, puke, hiccup, fart, sneeze (am I missing any?) All at once, simultaneously. The sensations would only last about 20 seconds, but those are 20 seconds of things I’d rather not experience, so I no longer take Vitamin B12…
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@Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2026-06-11 02:07
You should send an email to the slow-mo guys and offer to show their cameras
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@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2026-06-11 02:45
Ok. Now start designing an online course you can sell to self defence enthusiasts for $300. Do not waste this opportunity!
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@OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2026-06-11 05:07
threatens you
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@riptwo@lemmy.ca 2026-06-11 06:39
You could train the Absolute Batman version of Bruce Wayne to do this, because he had to use tools to achieve a similar effect.