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NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social

It would not be right if one of us had a hat and the other did not.Favorite dinosaur: BorealopeltaFavorite place I visited once, briefly, and need to return to for a week: Lyon, FranceFavorite familiar place: Point Reyes, CaliforniaFavorite burger: Zombie Burger Bar & Drinks Lab in Des Moines, Iowa

Posts

Post #4357788
Here's a question: i've never used an #AI chatbot or whatever, and i'm not about to start. But do they ever say "i don't know?"
Post #4255511
TRAGEDY: My client for tomorrow confirmed her appointment with me
Post #4212511
I took out some cash today and it has That Asshole's signature on it 😭
Post #4000879
Today has sucked but i got to pet a neighbor #cat #catsofmastodon
Post #3976132
If there's something you need, and you can't find it at a local store, which is the least bad option? Also stg moralizing will get you blocked, i already know they're bad
Post #3891011
Thanks to My Neighbor Totoro, &quot;dongiri&quot; is one of the few Japanese words i know
Post #3891010
This little gorl has made a home on my live oak sapling #spider
Post #3891009
I encountered a Gen Z client today who doesn&#39;t know how to send an email 💀
Post #3891008
RE: https://beige.party/@surdfish/116930994027389622 Fediception [blaring, slowed horn sounds]
Post #3891007
Pete Hegseth needs to chat with @coachgowron
Post #3891006
Oh no did i eat Taco Bell lettuce
Post #3812345
Happy Bastille Day/my 14-year wedding anniversary
Post #3772594
I've seen a couple "when has #StarTrek been #woke" posts today. So I'm going to recommend Tawny Newsome's podcast Starter Trek. Tawny Newsome is Beckett Mariner on Star Trek: Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds and Illa Dax in Starfleet Academy, as well as a former writer on Starfleet Academy. In Starter Trek, she's been going through the "woke" episodes of legacy Trek with writer Andrew Ti. Check it out at https://suboptimalpods.com/
Post #3770026
My son went to day care and all i got was this lousy virus
Post #3597302
Anatidaephobia: the fear that, somewhere, a duck is watching you
Post #3596728
#caturday #void
Post #3581995
Saw 2 species of bunnies on my bike ride today. Although can you call jackrabbits (or hares, thanks Britons) bunnies?
Post #3436186
How is @Wallflower@beige.party like $2 bill
Post #3366776
one car MONORAIL CAT bound for DALY CITY now arriving
Post #3357231
I know what it's like to have a shitty relationship with your dad. So if #fathersday sucks for you, I'm your dad now.
Post #3296854
Your own Personal Beavis
Post #3154952
Why are there so many servers on masto? And which ones defederate? Servers are visions, but only illusions And admins have nothing to hide So we've been told, and some choose to believe it I know they're wrong, wait and see Someday we'll find it, the masto connection The techies, the furries, and me
Post #2644738
Oh no, alert the military! Tuskyzilla is approaching San Francisco!!
Post #2625445
When your preschooler makes his own birthday cake (guided, and with assistance by, his aunt)
Post #2523370
&quot;Hi, this is Nick Gates from $CreditUnion, calling to confirm our appointment tomorrow inFolsom?&quot; &quot;....yeeeees.&quot; &quot;...&quot; &quot;Sorry i forgot&quot; &quot;Good thing i called you now&quot;
Post #2506684
A reminder that Light Gary and Dark Gary will always be engaged in their battle
Post #2319619
I&#39;m sorry what
Post #2218366
Me: there&#39;s a simple, one-step task i need to do Toddler: u said wot m8
Post #2186598
Nonchalantly pressing the fob to lock my car like a secret agent detonating a bomb in an action movie
Post #1526841
On this Earth Day, I&#39;m happy to say Suck it, Venus