John Moltz
Moltz@mastodon.social
<p>I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now.</p><p>(Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)</p>
Posts
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Post #4256227
I passed one of these places yesterday and thought &quot;Well, I&#39;m not watching *that* spinoff of CSI!&quot; because I&#39;m just spontaneously hilarious like that and people love me, but then I thought &quot;It&#39;s crime scene investigations in storage units; it&#39;s CSI meets Storage Wars!&quot; and suddenly I kind of wanted to see it.
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Post #4256226
Still making Andor-themed shirts in the year of our lord 2026. https://cottonbureau.com/p/2BXNQ7/shirt/luthen
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Post #3722228
I put every Star Trek series into a Collection on my Plex, pointed Coax at it and now I have a channel that's playing a random Star Trek episode at any given moment. It's fantastic. https://coaxtheapp.com
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Post #2631279
Sometimes Apple Music will play &quot;Pump Up The Jam&quot; which will make me think of Philomena Cunk which will make me think of her saying Medieval knights were just like Iron Man but without the super powers like being able to fly or put up with Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Post #2631278
Happy birthday to my editor, podcasting pal and just regular pal, @dmoren. It’s a pleasure to get to talk with Dan twice a week. Except last week when he went on vacation which was very rude.
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Post #2631277
Rewatching bits of Andor (as you do) and thinking how cool it&#39;d be if there was a deleted scene of Partagaz shooting his way out of the ISB.
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Post #2631276
RE: https://tapbots.social/@paul/116542221292013177 First the wheels fell off your marriage, now they&#39;re falling off your divorce.
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Post #1690978
Me when my wife told me I didn&#39;t have to go to the crafting fair with her.
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Post #1096855
RE: https://mastodon.social/@scalzi/116375659290954080 This is, as they say, the way.
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Post #991887
The Eagle remains one of the coolest spaceships in all of sci fi. For just $35 I&#39;d be all over this 5.5&quot; model if I didn&#39;t already have a larger one. https://www.masterreplicas.com/en-us/products/space-1999-5-5-inc-classic-eagle-transporter
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Post #991886
When the Moon becomes fully engorged, the astronauts will go around to the back side and then the cameras are going to go off. lol of course sure we know what&#39;s going on
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Post #991885
@tvaziri Very much less correct over here. Cross posting has failed you. Say a hail Mary and give us six more morons.
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Post #931999
Seeing a lot of talk about people going &quot;back&quot; to the Moon. Guess no one read this fact-filled piece I wrote a number of years ago. Sad. https://johnmoltz.com/post/146407206/10-reasons-i-know-the-apollo-11-moon-landing-was-faked/John_Moltz/Return.html
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Post #923751
John Moltz Enterprises is pleased to announce that it has acquired Apple for the low price of $20. As the new CEO I would like to assure customers that most operations will remain the same. With the big exception of government relations. And a bunch of App Store shit.
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Post #200239
X and Grok are still on the Apple App Store, the safest and most trusted place to get apps (citation: Apple marketing materials). https://9to5mac.com/2026/01/28/as-37-us-states-respond-to-grok-csam-problem-apple-really-needs-to-act/
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Post #155170
On the night a man was murdered by ICE in Minnesota, Tim Cook spent the evening watching what must be one of the shittiest movies of all time with the people running ICE as their own personal terrorist organization. https://www.theverge.com/news/867429/tim-cook-andy-jassy-white-house-melania-doc
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Post #125319
Just a reminder that we still sell this shirt. No reason. https://rebound.printful.me/product/rip-courage-2016-2025