🍁 Martin Guay 👨💻🌈🎮📱
MartinGuay@mstdn.ca
<p>Sys Admin by day, tech enthusiast by night. 🍁🌈 I blog about Android, gadgets, and reviews over at Cryovex. Ottawa-based, Poly/Demisexual, and <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Gaybear" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Gaybear</span></a> Top/Verse. Content includes a dash of NSFW. I use AI.</p><p>🔗 More info: <a href="https://www.cryovex.com/martin-guay-bio-social-media/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">cryovex.com/martin-guay-bio-so</span><span class="invisible">cial-media/</span></a></p><p>📧 Tips & Leaks: business-inquiry@cryovex.com</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Tech</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Reviews" class="mention has
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Post #4508208
Looking to streamline your creative production in 2026? 🛠️ We published a complete review of the top AI tools for content creators—breaking down end-to-end video platforms, voice generators, transcript-based editors, and writing assistants. Featured platforms: • Invideo Agent • ChatGPT • Midjourney • ElevenLabs • Canva • Descript • Runway Read the full overview on CRYOVEX: https://www.cryovex.com/best-ai-tools-for-content-creators-in-2026/ #AITools #ContentCreation #OpenSource #Tech #Producti...
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Post #4508207
Please don&#39;t be this guy; he&#39;s obviously going through a lot. I encourage you to send him well wishes. Much love to you! I hope you find the help you need. @sb
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Post #4508206
I will not publish grammatically incorrect text. If you instruct me to use an improperly conjugated English verb in your article, I will terminate our business relationship immediately with no further warnings. I retain absolute authority over final editorial decisions.
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Post #4508205
I finished testing the Samsung 990 2TB with CrystalDiskMark, ATTO, and 3DMark to see how it performs in real-world use. One benchmark only reached 440 MB/s—but the SSD wasn&#39;t the problem. My review explains why the external setup became the bottleneck and what to expect from an internal PCIe 4.0 installation. https://www.cryovex.com/samsung-990-2tb-review-2026/ #Samsung990 #NVMe #SSD #TechReview
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Post #4508204
Cryovex Edge Prime v5.0.0 moves beyond reactive WordPress cache warming toward predictive demand, safe browser speculation, atomic edge coherence and outage continuity. The roadmap covers Delivery Truth → Predictive Demand → Instant Navigation → Edge Coherence → Continuity Capsule → production validation. https://medium.com/@martinguayott/wordpress-cache-warmer-why-yours-fails-how-we-fixed-it-21cbaaab0423 #WordPress #WebPerformance #CoreWebVitals #EdgeComputing #Caching
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Post #4508203
Cache warming after the click is already late. Cryovex Edge Prime v5.0.0 is moving toward predictive demand, browser speculation, atomic edge coherence and outage continuity. https://medium.com/@martinguayott/wordpress-cache-warmer-why-yours-fails-how-we-fixed-it-21cbaaab0423 #WordPress #WebPerf #AI #Vibecoding #Coding #Dev
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Post #4508202
I think lots of people forgot how to drive today. 8 accidents between work and home and I&#39;m a 20mins walk from either places. No wonder everything is at a gridlock.
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Post #4508201
I am not a day drinker, and I don&#39;t care about your 5 PM rooftop happy hours. Daytime is for working and my own projects. Before 9 PM, it&#39;s not a party, it&#39;s just standing outside in the sun. Save the invites for real nightlife. #gay #gaybear #bear #queer #ottawa #gaychub #gaychubby #nigthlife
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Post #4508200
Building an autonomous, fail-open WordPress cache orchestrator means trusting evidence. Cryovex Edge Prime v6 introduced real-demand analytics. v7 compiled intelligence into static artifacts, eliminating dynamic DB lookups from the visitor path. v8 locked execution boundaries and deployed template-aware resource delivery. Read more: https://medium.com/@martinguayott/wordpress-cache-warmer-why-yours-fails-how-we-fixed-it-21cbaaab0423 #WordPress #WebPerf #Cloudflare #PHP
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Post #4499316
30 years ago I could understand lining up at the bank to pay bills or services. Today, I just don't get it, why people my age or younger still do it. Maybe they need to be shown? I was using my phone to make purchases as early as 2012. #wtf #bank #banking #life #society #Illiterate #tech
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Post #4497716
🎓 Upgrade your 2026 student setup without wasting space or time. Our guide covers e-paper, creator gear, GaN charging, audio, ergonomic workspace tech, gaming controllers, EcoTank printers and Ryzen laptops. 💻🎧⚡🎮 https://www.cryovex.com/2026-student-tech-guide-gear-study-stream-game/ #StudentTech #BackToSchool #Tech #Gaming
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Post #4363916
#AI isn’t going anywhere. There is no “bubble,” and there is no impending doom. If you feel threatened by it, take a hard look in the mirror and ask yourself: What are you actually afraid of? AI is just a tool—the exact same way computers replaced typewriters. It boosts productivity and scales what humans can do. If you’re against AI, you’re simply against technological progress, and newsflash: technology doesn't pause just because you're uncomfortable. So if you're scared of AI, h...
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Post #4357733
Most WordPress cache warmers act like a micro-DDoS attack against your origin server—locking MySQL tables and starving execution threads. We engineered Cryovex Edge Prime: a stateful, self-healing cache engine with 3-state circuit breakers, direct-loopback failovers, and primary-key batch compaction. Read the full engineering roadmap from v0 to v2.6.0: https://medium.com/@martinguayott/wordpress-cache-warmer-why-yours-fails-how-we-fixed-it-21cbaaab0423 #WordPress #DevOps #SysAdmin #WebPerf #S...
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Post #4357174
@dalereardon@mastodon.social At this present time, the plugin is strictly running in my environment, and some values are hard-coded. I do plan a release in the very near future where it will be available for any website. I'm currently in v2.9.0 RC1. There have been quite a lot more changes since. I introduced in v2.9.0 an automated learning baseline system where it will automatically make the changes to the settings for you on a scheduled update sequence and will make recommendations otherwi...
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Post #4277675
The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 8 Ultra is getting its first update! #samsung #zfold8ultra #galaxyzfold #tech #review #update #mobile #smartphone
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Post #4247679
Can one monitor bridge cinematic OLED visuals with ultra-high-refresh esports performance? We evaluated the LG 27″ UltraGear GX7 OLED (27GX790B): • Dual-Mode Tech: Swap between 540Hz QHD and 720Hz HD • Pixel Speed: 0.02ms (GtG) response time • Color & Contrast: VESA DisplayHDR 500 True Black + 99.5% DCI-P3 • Inputs: DisplayPort 2.1, HDMI 2.1, USB-C DP Alt Here’s where it excels—and who actually has the PC hardware to drive it. https://www.cryovex.com/lg-27-ultragear-gx7-review-dual-mode-...
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Post #4247261
Can a budget gamepad punch above its weight class? Hyperkin’s sub-brand Drakong introduced The Challenger, bringing pro features to Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, and PC for $34.99: • Hall Effect joysticks (zero stick drift) • Impulse triggers & laser-textured grips • 2 programmable rear buttons • 250Hz polling rate via detachable USB-C We took a deep dive into whether it delivers long-term value. Read the review: https://www.cryovex.com/premium-drakong-challenger-controller-budget-price/ #...
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Post #4197326
As a sysadmin and cybersecurity professional, every single one of my devices has a duress mechanism in place. 🔒💥 Attempt a forced access or coercive search? All data gets wiped instantly, and firmware goes into lock-out. Don't think for a second I won't trigger it. If law enforcement has an issue with defensive privacy controls, tough luck. I couldn't care less. Protect against illegal search and seizure—end of story. 🛑📱 #GrapheneOS #CyberSecurity #SysAdmin #InfoSec #Privacy #Digi...
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Post #4151076
It's a pretty big project to create a CWVE on my website for automatic remediation. Yes, there's AI involved. #ai #cwv #corewebvitels #web #design #js #php #tech #coding
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Post #4092014
I'm building a Core Web Vitals Engine (CWVE) for my website within a function at the core of the platform. #corewebvitals #cwv #internet #web #php #wordpress #js #javascript #code #engine
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Post #4091079
Ottawa, Canada Tonight - Saturday, July 25th @ 6PM Sausage & Patty Fest Out At Camp BBQ followed by 9PM with Underwear Night and DJ Tony Cox. #lgbt #2slgbtqia #queer #gay #bear #gaybear #gaychub #ottawa #canada #party #bbq #underwear #jockstraps #boxers #trunks #twinks #gayboy #gayparty
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Post #4047875
#GalaxyZFold8Ultra #Fold8Ultra #GalaxyZFold8 #SamsungGalaxy #FoldablePhone
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Post #4041803
Let's check out the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 8 Ultra! #samsung #galaxyzfold8ultra #fold8ultra #android #smartphone #tech #review
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Post #3858211
People with businesses & others. FIX YOUR EMAILS! DKIM, DMARC, and SPF aren't options... You end up in JUNK, or, in a lot of cases, NEVER SEEN / BLOCKED. Wonder why you never get any replies... Seriously. Fix your domain records. FUCK! #Tech #Internet #Email #Security #Junk #Junkmail #EmailSecurity
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Post #3840110
Cyberpunk 2077 - Militech Glasses (Review coming up) #gay #bear #gaybear #lgbt #queer #ottawa #canada #nsfw #gaychub #gaychubby #tech #review #gunnar #cyberpunk2077 #gadget #sunglasses
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Post #3809772
AI is in everything you did even if you disagree or say things like "I don't use AI" that would be a 100% lie. Do you know why? I'll show you below. 👇🏼 #ai #computer #tech #artificialintelligence #gadgets #smarthome #gay #bear #gaybear #lgbt #queer #ottawa #canada #nsfw #gaychub #gaychubby Post 1: The Battery Illusion 1/ Your phone battery isn’t "breaking in" when you buy it. An onboard AI actively tracks your daily routine to predict when you open specific apps, fre...
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Post #3785377
If you want to haggle the price I charge. Every time you'll counter, I'll increase my fee by 10%. Are you sure you want to haggle my price? It's priced below the market and above being cheap as fuck. This way I can balance out good offers from bad offers. #business #price #haggle #barter
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Post #3656841
XGIMI Horizon Ultra 4K TV projector is getting a system wide update. #xgimi #horizonultra #projector #googletv #androidtv #gay #bear #gaybear #lgbt #queer #ottawa #canada #nsfw #gaychub #gaychubby #tech #gadget
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Post #3588445
Smart Home Brewing Kit with iGulu&#39;s F1 system! I&#39;ll be doing beer and wine. Let&#39;s see! #beer #wine #brew #brewing #smarttech #smarthome #review #gay #bear #gaybear #lgbt #queer #ottawa
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Post #3588444
It&#39;s karaoke night at the local gay pub. #gay #bear #gaybear #lgbt #queer #ottawa #canada #nsfw #gaychub #gaychubby #karaoke