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🍁 Martin Guay 👨‍💻🌈🎮📱

MartinGuay@mstdn.ca

<p>Sys Admin by day, tech enthusiast by night. 🍁🌈 I blog about Android, gadgets, and reviews over at Cryovex. Ottawa-based, Poly/Demisexual, and <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Gaybear" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Gaybear</span></a> Top/Verse. Content includes a dash of NSFW. I use AI.</p><p>🔗 More info: <a href="https://www.cryovex.com/martin-guay-bio-social-media/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">cryovex.com/martin-guay-bio-so</span><span class="invisible">cial-media/</span></a></p><p>📧 Tips &amp; Leaks: business-inquiry@cryovex.com</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Tech</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Reviews" class="mention has

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  • Post #4508208

    Looking to streamline your creative production in 2026? 🛠️ We published a complete review of the top AI tools for content creators—breaking down end-to-end video platforms, voice generators, transcript-based editors, and writing assistants. Featured platforms: • Invideo Agent • ChatGPT • Midjourney • ElevenLabs • Canva • Descript • Runway Read the full overview on CRYOVEX: https://www.cryovex.com/best-ai-tools-for-content-creators-in-2026/ #AITools #ContentCreation #OpenSource #Tech #Producti...

  • Post #4508207

    Please don&amp;#39;t be this guy; he&amp;#39;s obviously going through a lot. I encourage you to send him well wishes. Much love to you! I hope you find the help you need. @sb

  • Post #4508206

    I will not publish grammatically incorrect text. If you instruct me to use an improperly conjugated English verb in your article, I will terminate our business relationship immediately with no further warnings. I retain absolute authority over final editorial decisions.

  • Post #4508205

    I finished testing the Samsung 990 2TB with CrystalDiskMark, ATTO, and 3DMark to see how it performs in real-world use. One benchmark only reached 440 MB/s—but the SSD wasn&amp;#39;t the problem. My review explains why the external setup became the bottleneck and what to expect from an internal PCIe 4.0 installation. https://www.cryovex.com/samsung-990-2tb-review-2026/ #Samsung990 #NVMe #SSD #TechReview

  • Post #4508204

    Cryovex Edge Prime v5.0.0 moves beyond reactive WordPress cache warming toward predictive demand, safe browser speculation, atomic edge coherence and outage continuity. The roadmap covers Delivery Truth → Predictive Demand → Instant Navigation → Edge Coherence → Continuity Capsule → production validation. https://medium.com/@martinguayott/wordpress-cache-warmer-why-yours-fails-how-we-fixed-it-21cbaaab0423 #WordPress #WebPerformance #CoreWebVitals #EdgeComputing #Caching

  • Post #4508203

    Cache warming after the click is already late. Cryovex Edge Prime v5.0.0 is moving toward predictive demand, browser speculation, atomic edge coherence and outage continuity. https://medium.com/@martinguayott/wordpress-cache-warmer-why-yours-fails-how-we-fixed-it-21cbaaab0423 #WordPress #WebPerf #AI #Vibecoding #Coding #Dev

  • Post #4508202

    I think lots of people forgot how to drive today. 8 accidents between work and home and I&amp;#39;m a 20mins walk from either places. No wonder everything is at a gridlock.

  • Post #4508201

    I am not a day drinker, and I don&amp;#39;t care about your 5 PM rooftop happy hours. Daytime is for working and my own projects. Before 9 PM, it&amp;#39;s not a party, it&amp;#39;s just standing outside in the sun. Save the invites for real nightlife. #gay #gaybear #bear #queer #ottawa #gaychub #gaychubby #nigthlife

  • Post #4508200

    Building an autonomous, fail-open WordPress cache orchestrator means trusting evidence. Cryovex Edge Prime v6 introduced real-demand analytics. v7 compiled intelligence into static artifacts, eliminating dynamic DB lookups from the visitor path. v8 locked execution boundaries and deployed template-aware resource delivery. Read more: https://medium.com/@martinguayott/wordpress-cache-warmer-why-yours-fails-how-we-fixed-it-21cbaaab0423 #WordPress #WebPerf #Cloudflare #PHP

  • Post #4499316

    30 years ago I could understand lining up at the bank to pay bills or services. Today, I just don&#39;t get it, why people my age or younger still do it. Maybe they need to be shown? I was using my phone to make purchases as early as 2012. #wtf #bank #banking #life #society #Illiterate #tech

  • Post #4497716

    🎓 Upgrade your 2026 student setup without wasting space or time. Our guide covers e-paper, creator gear, GaN charging, audio, ergonomic workspace tech, gaming controllers, EcoTank printers and Ryzen laptops. 💻🎧⚡🎮 https://www.cryovex.com/2026-student-tech-guide-gear-study-stream-game/ #StudentTech #BackToSchool #Tech #Gaming

  • Post #4363916

    #AI isn’t going anywhere. There is no “bubble,” and there is no impending doom. If you feel threatened by it, take a hard look in the mirror and ask yourself: What are you actually afraid of? AI is just a tool—the exact same way computers replaced typewriters. It boosts productivity and scales what humans can do. If you’re against AI, you’re simply against technological progress, and newsflash: technology doesn&#39;t pause just because you&#39;re uncomfortable. So if you&#39;re scared of AI, h...

  • Post #4357733

    Most WordPress cache warmers act like a micro-DDoS attack against your origin server—locking MySQL tables and starving execution threads. We engineered Cryovex Edge Prime: a stateful, self-healing cache engine with 3-state circuit breakers, direct-loopback failovers, and primary-key batch compaction. Read the full engineering roadmap from v0 to v2.6.0: https://medium.com/@martinguayott/wordpress-cache-warmer-why-yours-fails-how-we-fixed-it-21cbaaab0423 #WordPress #DevOps #SysAdmin #WebPerf #S...

  • Post #4357174

    @dalereardon@mastodon.social At this present time, the plugin is strictly running in my environment, and some values are hard-coded. I do plan a release in the very near future where it will be available for any website. I&#39;m currently in v2.9.0 RC1. There have been quite a lot more changes since. I introduced in v2.9.0 an automated learning baseline system where it will automatically make the changes to the settings for you on a scheduled update sequence and will make recommendations otherwi...

  • Post #4277675

    The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 8 Ultra is getting its first update! #samsung #zfold8ultra #galaxyzfold #tech #review #update #mobile #smartphone

  • Post #4247679

    Can one monitor bridge cinematic OLED visuals with ultra-high-refresh esports performance? We evaluated the LG 27″ UltraGear GX7 OLED (27GX790B): • Dual-Mode Tech: Swap between 540Hz QHD and 720Hz HD • Pixel Speed: 0.02ms (GtG) response time • Color &amp; Contrast: VESA DisplayHDR 500 True Black + 99.5% DCI-P3 • Inputs: DisplayPort 2.1, HDMI 2.1, USB-C DP Alt Here’s where it excels—and who actually has the PC hardware to drive it. https://www.cryovex.com/lg-27-ultragear-gx7-review-dual-mode-...

  • Post #4247261

    Can a budget gamepad punch above its weight class? Hyperkin’s sub-brand Drakong introduced The Challenger, bringing pro features to Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, and PC for $34.99: • Hall Effect joysticks (zero stick drift) • Impulse triggers &amp; laser-textured grips • 2 programmable rear buttons • 250Hz polling rate via detachable USB-C We took a deep dive into whether it delivers long-term value. Read the review: https://www.cryovex.com/premium-drakong-challenger-controller-budget-price/ #...

  • Post #4197326

    As a sysadmin and cybersecurity professional, every single one of my devices has a duress mechanism in place. 🔒💥 Attempt a forced access or coercive search? All data gets wiped instantly, and firmware goes into lock-out. Don&#39;t think for a second I won&#39;t trigger it. If law enforcement has an issue with defensive privacy controls, tough luck. I couldn&#39;t care less. Protect against illegal search and seizure—end of story. 🛑📱 #GrapheneOS #CyberSecurity #SysAdmin #InfoSec #Privacy #Digi...

  • Post #4151076

    It&#39;s a pretty big project to create a CWVE on my website for automatic remediation. Yes, there&#39;s AI involved. #ai #cwv #corewebvitels #web #design #js #php #tech #coding

  • Post #4092014

    I&#39;m building a Core Web Vitals Engine (CWVE) for my website within a function at the core of the platform. #corewebvitals #cwv #internet #web #php #wordpress #js #javascript #code #engine

  • Post #4091079

    Ottawa, Canada Tonight - Saturday, July 25th @ 6PM Sausage &amp; Patty Fest Out At Camp BBQ followed by 9PM with Underwear Night and DJ Tony Cox. #lgbt #2slgbtqia #queer #gay #bear #gaybear #gaychub #ottawa #canada #party #bbq #underwear #jockstraps #boxers #trunks #twinks #gayboy #gayparty

  • Post #4047875

    #GalaxyZFold8Ultra #Fold8Ultra #GalaxyZFold8 #SamsungGalaxy #FoldablePhone

  • Post #4041803

    Let&#39;s check out the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 8 Ultra! #samsung #galaxyzfold8ultra #fold8ultra #android #smartphone #tech #review

  • Post #3858211

    People with businesses &amp; others. FIX YOUR EMAILS! DKIM, DMARC, and SPF aren&#39;t options... You end up in JUNK, or, in a lot of cases, NEVER SEEN / BLOCKED. Wonder why you never get any replies... Seriously. Fix your domain records. FUCK! #Tech #Internet #Email #Security #Junk #Junkmail #EmailSecurity

  • Post #3840110

    Cyberpunk 2077 - Militech Glasses (Review coming up) #gay #bear #gaybear #lgbt #queer #ottawa #canada #nsfw #gaychub #gaychubby #tech #review #gunnar #cyberpunk2077 #gadget #sunglasses

  • Post #3809772

    AI is in everything you did even if you disagree or say things like &quot;I don&#39;t use AI&quot; that would be a 100% lie. Do you know why? I&#39;ll show you below. 👇🏼 #ai #computer #tech #artificialintelligence #gadgets #smarthome #gay #bear #gaybear #lgbt #queer #ottawa #canada #nsfw #gaychub #gaychubby Post 1: The Battery Illusion 1/ Your phone battery isn’t &quot;breaking in&quot; when you buy it. An onboard AI actively tracks your daily routine to predict when you open specific apps, fre...

  • Post #3785377

    If you want to haggle the price I charge. Every time you&#39;ll counter, I&#39;ll increase my fee by 10%. Are you sure you want to haggle my price? It&#39;s priced below the market and above being cheap as fuck. This way I can balance out good offers from bad offers. #business #price #haggle #barter

  • Post #3656841

    XGIMI Horizon Ultra 4K TV projector is getting a system wide update. #xgimi #horizonultra #projector #googletv #androidtv #gay #bear #gaybear #lgbt #queer #ottawa #canada #nsfw #gaychub #gaychubby #tech #gadget

  • Post #3588445

    Smart Home Brewing Kit with iGulu&amp;#39;s F1 system! I&amp;#39;ll be doing beer and wine. Let&amp;#39;s see! #beer #wine #brew #brewing #smarttech #smarthome #review #gay #bear #gaybear #lgbt #queer #ottawa

  • Post #3588444

    It&amp;#39;s karaoke night at the local gay pub. #gay #bear #gaybear #lgbt #queer #ottawa #canada #nsfw #gaychub #gaychubby #karaoke