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• Post #3196328

  Missouri State Highway Patrol is now using their aircraft division to catch speeders https://abc17news.com/news/special-report/2025/12/03/hidden-in-plane-sight-missouri-state-highway-patrol-turns-to-the-sky-to-catch-speeders/

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• Post #3196326

  What did Fedi get me for my birthday?

• Post #3174662

  Just saw a character in a movie load a single shell into a shotgun, cock it, started running, then cocked it again

• Post #3168351

  >folding laundry in my room >car is a good 50 feet away and off >have music playing on phone Me: “Hey Siri, turn up the volume” Siri: “I can’t help with that but you can turn up the volume with your vehicle’s controls”

• Post #3168350

  It is June and a neighbor up the street is still turning on their flashing Christmas lights every night

• Post #3168349

  Immediately after unboxing and going through the setup screen on my new corporate phone, I got a scam call. It’s only been 2 hours since setting it up and I’ve gotten 5 scam calls to it

• Post #3168348

  All of these years of watching LockPickingLawyer have finally paid off

• Post #3168347

  Donald J. Uzamaki https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116703094991947376

• Post #3168346

  My neighbor moved across the country about 7 months ago. He got an offer on his house and asked if I could mow it. It's about an acre lot and it grew tall. Had only gotten to the end of my first pass-through and a lot of black smoke started to come out from underneath my engine. The fire department got involved and all. Waited for it to stop smoking and she turns on and runs just fine. The belt is stuck though and hopefully it just needs replaced. The frame doesn't really have a...

• Post #3168345

  Dehydrated myself. Had to take a cold shower and lay down

• Post #3168344

  Friendly reminder

• Post #3168343

  The fire chief complimented the truck nuts on my zero turn earlier

• Post #2990376

  Since I got home a few hours ago Ive noticed this long faded beep sound about 3 times. No idea where it’s coming from or what it could be. The only new appliance in my house I thought it could’ve been was my tankless water heater but the screen is only displaying the temperature it’s set to so I don’t think that’s it.

• Post #2990375

  I don’t think it’s my smoke detectors? Maybe I should replace them just incase

• Post #1863802

  Just diced 6 fresh onions without shedding a tear (by using my microwave’s vent) 💪

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• Post #767533

  With states requiring operating systems to have age verification, it’s odd that systemd merged a pr to support it. You’d think it’d be its own separate program that would be pre-installed by distributions

• Post #767532

  If my (hypothetical) kid was debating with another kid about who’s dad could be up who, I’d totally ask the other dad to fight

• Post #767531

  Since a month ago I started getting junk mail to my address but addressed to my mom

• Post #767530

  It’s so nice outside at 69°F and slightly windy

• Post #767529

  I miss Trevor Moore

• Post #767527

  I was restraining Max, trying to clip his nails and he was acting like I was slicing his stomach open Luna who calmly let me clip her nails prior, started to paw at and lick me as if trying to tell me to stop

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• Post #767525

  Weiner time!

• Post #767523

  I miss when Luna would sit on my swing with me by the fire. She still will but not for long. Ever since I got Max, she’ll play and sniff around the yard with him instead

• Post #767521

  :partyparrot:

• Post #517159

  Every time I see the name “Hegseth” I read it as “hag sex” gonna kms brb

• Post #308154

  I already ate dinner and am full but suddenly craving Taco Bell at the same time

• Post #308152

  My job had several of us do Fortinet training with an instructor from Fortinet in-person. There was a Teams meeting for recording it as well. All of us were guys except for this woman who organized it who was only present on Teams to record. On the fourth day, the instructor made a joke about using the little girls room and said “well maybe I identify as one, who knows anymore” When he came back he apologized if he offended anyone for his joke before. That’s when everyone realized that the woman...