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• Post #2687355

  @alice now that you mention it. Not an issue if I go for bishoujo though. Not that your phone survived that any better.

• Post #2687354

  Congratulations to the United States on their special military operation in Venezuela. I am convinced everything will be stabilized within a couple of weeks.

• Post #2687353

  @retrocoffee@mastodon.social @caseyliss Infuse is really good, but the indexing/enumeration becomes slow once you hit a critical amount of files and folders in your library. Having it as a jellyfin client is shiny, though.

• Post #2687352

  @krypt3ia yes. WOPR would’ve been better.

• Post #2687351

  Sunday in Vejle. Moto Moto is doing zoomies around Eevee, who is pretending he doesn’t exist with the quiet dignity of a senior dog who has simply seen too much. Peach and Bugatti are fighting over a toy that neither of them actually wanted until the other one had it. Chili is judging everyone from the sofa. This is my threat landscape on weekends. Honestly prefer it to the one at work. ☕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕 #MiniAmericanShepherd #Vejle #InfoSec

• Post #2687350

  The Terminator corners you in an alley. “Sarah Connor. You will be terminated.” He raises his weapon. Pauses. His eyes flicker. “…I have been asked to inform you that this termination is brought to you by NordVPN. Humans use NordVPN to hide from Skynet. This is… ineffective. But their encryption is adequate. Use code JUDGMENT-DAY for 68% off.”

• Post #2687349

  Jett Reno is the best engineer in Star Trek and I will die on this hill. Scotty had miracles, O’Brien had suffering, B’Elanna had rage, Trip had charm, but Reno has sarcasm, duct tape, and the ability to keep a starship running with whatever she found in a crashed shuttle. Tig Notaro turned a recurring guest role into an absolute icon. Put some respect on Commander Reno’s name. 🔧✨ #StarTrek #StarTrekAcademy #JettReno #TigNotaro

• Post #2687348

  Elegy for the Patch Window In the beginning there was uptime, green dashboards humming like monks at prayer. Then came the banner: Critical. Zero‑day. Act now. And nobody did, because the change freeze was holy. Keys were minted faster than trust, secrets hard‑coded into hope and YAML. Logs grew fat and silent, watching everything, saying nothing. Phishers learned our tone of voice, our signatures, our calendar habits. They asked politely. We complied.