Post #2687350
2026-03-02 17:53 UTC
The Terminator corners you in an alley.
“Sarah Connor. You will be terminated.”
He raises his weapon. Pauses. His eyes flicker.
“…I have been asked to inform you that this termination is brought to you by NordVPN. Humans use NordVPN to hide from Skynet. This is… ineffective. But their encryption is adequate. Use code JUDGMENT-DAY for 68% off.”
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@KiloNiner@social.data.coop 2026-03-02 17:53
He stares at you, completely expressionless. “I have watched you watch this advertisement. You did not skip. This was not optional. Your termination will now proceed.” He cocks the gun. “You have five seconds. I would not use them to think about NordVPN.“