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• Since China has so much surveillance camera nowadays, does that mean child kidnapping cases are now non-existent? Like... they shoild be able to instantly locate anyone... right?

  Context behind this question: So I watched some Chinese Youtubers recently (apparantly they crossed the firewall and there is a “trend” of this recently? not sure…) and watching some footage, which then triggered some old memories, again… So when I was a kid in Guangzhou City, it was like 2008 and I had issues with home (fight with older brother) so I remember “running away” (not actually running away just impulse decision lol, I was 6 years old, what was I gonna do? no survival skills lmao)...

• It feels like a trap to send your only proof of citizenship to the government to get a passport (USA)... like you'd have no real physical document to prove your citizenship during those few weeks...

  Cuz it takes like a few weeks to process and get your passport and documents back… If the government wanted to, theoretically, they could “accidentally lose” the documents… 👀

• It's tax season and my parents don't really feel like paying this... Alright Lemmy, what should they do? 👀

  USA btw… 👀 (Okay this is not seriously seeking advice, its in a shitpost community after all, just have fun in the comments xD)

• Post #1044653

  “Hey guys this is my emotional support cat!” 💀

• Post #1044414

  My older brother is about to go to China for like matchmaking and stuff and then if he finds someone, they’re gonna marry and then he’s gonna apply for his (hypothetical) wife to come to the US… So yeah, that’s irl (Context: My family is originally from China, mom be pressuring him to marry cuz “if he gets too old nobody would marry him” lol (he’s 28 btw)) My aunt who are like “middle class” still goes abroad on vacations all the fucking time, its just bussiness as usual for them… I never...

• Post #485648

  Instructions Unclear: Fucked the UN, and withdrew from it. 👊🇺🇸🔥 (Hey guys what’s the weird flash of light (☢️💥) outside my window, isn’t it supposed to be night time?)

• Post #133484

  Like who the fuck is this guy and why the fuck he is so weird and he talks weird… oh shit that’s me… fuck… why am I so weird?

• Post #132978

  Exhibit A: Mom: "Why can’t you just act normal? If you keep acting so weird, I’m gonna have to ‘sent you to a mental hospital’"¹ Mom: “There are kids with severe disabilities and they still want to live, why are you such a coward and wanna kys?” Idk mom, maybe because they have more supportative parents… ¹Also we’re in the US right now, not back home, you need a court order for that, you fucking bitch