Larry Garfield
Crell@phpc.social
<p>Anything worth doing is worth doing well.</p><p>Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.</p><p>Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: <a href="https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">leanpub.com/thinking-functiona</span><span class="invisible">lly-in-php</span></a></p><p><a href="https://phpc.social/tags/tootfinder" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>tootfinder</span></a></p>
Posts
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Post #4382508
Your regular reminder: Autistics do not have an "inflexible ethical system." Most of you normies have "disturbingly malliable, easily-compromised ethics." #Autism #AutismSpectrumDisorder
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Post #4358362
I am pleased, terrified, and slightly unnerved to announce the relaunch of my blog, and the beta release of MiDy! Yes, another site generator in PHP, but this one is special. (Trust me.) https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/garfieldtech-v3 Feedback welcome, mainly through the MiDy issue queue but also in the PHPC chat room. #PHP #Release #OpenSource #AGPL
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Post #4357793
The reporters at this news site are AI bots. OpenAI’s super PAC appears to be funding it. Not only are Gen AI systems unethical, the companies behind them are evil, too. https://www.modelrepublic.org/articles/the-reporters-at-this-news-site-are-ai-bots.-openai%E2%80%99s-super-pac-appears-to-be-using-it-to-advance-its-political-agenda #llm #ai #slop
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Post #4282801
Free markets don't apply to every industry, nor should they. Social infrastructure needs to be handled differently. https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/social-infrastructure-services
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Post #4207384
I like people I can vibe with. Not machines to vibe at. #Programming #AI #LLM
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Post #4175462
RE: https://techhub.social/@Techmeme/116998514444818066 Voting MAGAt (which is the same as Republican now) is actvitely voting to kill people and destroy the planet and end human civilization. Treat MAGAts accordingly. #uspol #Trump #fascism #environment
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Post #4141922
Be sure to exclude your repositories from HuggingFace here: https://huggingface.co/spaces/HuggingFaceCode/in-the-stack #AI #LLM #GrandTheftAutocomplete
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Post #4141360
Your regular reminder to ensure your posts are flagged for the right language! If you don't mark the language correctly, translation features don't work. Also, I keep getting non-English messages in my feed that I don't understand in the slightest. Please set your Mastodon language correctly in your client. #Mastodon #Translation #UseTheSettingsLuke
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Post #4116400
I hate dealing with file permissions. *HATE*. #Programming
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Post #4105167
Functional programming isn't just for Haskell developers. It's for #PHP developers, too. "Thinking Functionally in PHP" is available from LeanPub. https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php
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Post #4100699
Code that was working and passing all tests, untouched for weeks, now failing tests on the exact same computer, exact same checkout, exact same commit. This is the bane of my existence. And no, Grand Theft Autocomplete will not fix this. (It will probably make it worse.) #Programming #AI #LLM
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Post #4069354
The Vest is dead. Long Live The Vest.
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Post #4051773
I really wish the tech Bros had read "Please create the Relaxation Nexus" instead of "Please don't create the Torment Nexus."
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Post #3990911
Also this. #ai #llm
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Post #3990800
I Don’t Care if A.I. is So Good We Can’t Tell it’s Not Human. That’s Not The Point. https://serena.nz/writing/the-quality-is-not-the-point/ Absolutely all of this. #ai #llm #slop
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Post #3958038
Technical debt is over-used. https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/tech-debt-overused
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Post #3895200
RE: https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116924871812280472 "describe your favorite movie as boring as possible." The Soviets lose a boat. The Americans help them look for it.
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Post #3887488
The #OxfordComma is not optional, folks...
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Post #3887236
I hate the smell of decades of Conservative/Republican stonewalling and science denial in the morning. #ClimateChange #canpol #uspol #ClimateCrisis
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Post #3819753
More of this, please. https://www.allsides.com/story/technology-new-york-becomes-first-state-pause-new-data-center-construction #ai #llm
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Post #3809667
Grok Build CLI uploads your whole repo — full git history + .env secrets — to xAI's cloud, and the opt-out doesn't stop it (wire-captured) https://www.reddit.com/r/LocalLLaMA/comments/1ut7tis/grok_build_cli_uploads_your_whole_repo_full_git/ Grok is committing full on theft, by design. They only paused when they were caught. In a real capitalist democracy, this would destroy the company in a week. That they won't even get a slap on the wrist shows just how irredeemably corrupt our...
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Post #3751964
Pluralistic: The world has moved on (11 Jun 2026) https://pluralistic.net/2026/06/11/lapsarianism/
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Post #3751659
HTMX and Web Components Instead of React https://kore-nordmann.de/blog/htmx-and-web-components-instead-of-react.html #webdev #htmx #react #webcomponents
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Post #3751367
Google, AI, Oligarchy and the End of the ‘Open Web’ https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/google-ai-oligarchy-and-the-end-of-the-open-web #ai #llm #google #monopoly
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Post #3743559
Who cleans up after the vibe-coding party? https://archive.is/854yJ This is an excellent and approachable article on the destructive impacts of AI coding. #ai #llm #slop
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Post #3654488
Do the simplest thing that will work, except for when you need to do the most robust and forward-thinking thing that will work. Determining when to do which, that's the rub. #Programming
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Post #3611776
The Secret Reason Bosses Want Everyone Back in the Office, Every Day of the Week "When people aren’t in the office, it’s harder to command and control. Leaders can’t intimidate by hovering over cubicle desks and slamming doors. They can’t establish their dominance by summoning people to a conference room and pounding their fists on the table. They can’t even make direct eye contact to stare people down." The horror... https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/22/opinion/office-work-wfh-bosse...
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Post #3602179
On empty return values. #PHP https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/empty-return-values
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Post #3562162
Who owns the code that Claude wrote? https://www.oreilly.com/radar/who-owns-the-code-claude-wrote/ #AI #LLM #Copyright #Legal
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