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• Post #4331670

  TheDivorcedDutchman when TheMarriedBelgian walks in

• Post #4331669

  When I initially saw the design for the centaur robot in the doorframe I thought, ok. It's not amazing design but someone wanted to cook with gas. But with the horns it loses something. It goes from "what is with this head shape?" to "oh. I do that better." They won't even put her in go-go boots in the commercials. Very sad

• Post #4331668

  Damn. Looks like Washington is Fucked in terms of wildfires. Our turn at the Conan wheel after skipping the heatwave this summer. After the entire state received two (2) snowflakes all winter, this is the result. C'est lavatory

• Post #4331667

  Yes, and you call them blue angels despite the fact they are unfortunately still alive

• Post #4331666

  The technical term is bragina

• Post #4331665

• Post #2555812

  I find it repugnant to think of celebrating this, but unfortunately I can think of really nothing I would rather have happen to Seattle besides the place getting absolutely swarmed with trans people. Please choke us to death. I get that this is very very bad, but like. It is a serious improvement for the place

• Post #2555810

  Adult Game Titles has taught me above all else that most ero game devs are LAZY. If they can get away with titling their game "Hentai Vagina" they will. As a society we don't have to accept this. We deserve a better class of Meet'N'Fuck knockoff

• Post #2555809

  Sex Penis In Hentai Vagina: My Zany Mixed-Up Futa Landlord (Aroace don't get your hopes up) Housed Me With My Step-Aunt's Succubus Boss?!? 25th Anniversary Edition

• Post #2555808

  Meet'N'Fuck Unincorporated County Property

• Post #2555806

  Tony Dokoupil Found Dead in Public Toilet in San Francisco's Chinatown District, Coroners Suspect OD, State "It's Understandable," "Probably Even a Good Idea"

• Post #2555805

  Checking my spam again. That's right grandfather

• Post #2516856

  I love having carpentry videos on in the background as I work. I'll be typing away and quietly hear "the truth is that any mouthbreathing peckerwood can make a dovetail drawer and for hundreds of years every mouthbreathing peckerwood did make dovetail drawers, so you can too" and I nod and murmur "that's right" as I keep going

• Post #2470657

  It upsets me how Ken Jennings so effortlessly pisses off the worst people alive by being both a perfectly fine TV host and, despite it, a normal poster. He manages a kind of windmill perfect defense style that lets him land normal blows on people who should be several disposable aides deep

• Post #2443456

  Sometimes I think about flowless saying prostitution isn't the oldest profession, logistics is

• Post #2230465

  "The Rugrats theme is by Mark Mothersbaugh/Devo" is one of those things that I would just never guess but that immediately makes full sense upon hearing it

• Post #2050305

  Our long national nightmare is finally over. We made it to my first HRTiversary https://youtu.be/elueA2rofoo

• Post #1931131

  One of my cousins, upon hearing that baby yoda isn't literally baby Yoda, doubled down and insisted, yes it IS baby Yoda. Someone said it was in the future and he got this almost disgusted look on his face and was like "all of it is, it's Star Wars." Every time someone tried to tell him it was after Yoda died, he was like "it's sci fi. They can have Yoda do whatever he wants"

• Post #1931129

  My only real wish is that Werner Herzog and Pedro Pascal read for one another's roles

• Post #1931126

  Trying to actually think about which pokemon is my least favorite. Much harder choice than which one is my favorite. I don't think it's fair to actually give it to regigigas I'm just kind of sick of its shit, but if we're going by design, that's a very hard question. I will say that you could not pay me money to interact with a Quaxly

• Post #1931125

  Oh it was the 2nd yesterday. Not the 1st. Well. Shit

• Post #1623892

  They pay me in worms. Just worms

• Post #1568497

  Officer before you search my car I just want you to know that although I am not a fentanyl user myself, I just bought this car from someone who dealt in massive, industrial quantities of fentanyl patches which instantly deliver 50g of fentanyl and cyanide if touched by any cell on the human body, and due to static electricity they will attach to skin at the slightest movement. In fairness this car was a fantastic deal and technically I don't think there are any of said patches left inside, h...

• Post #1487174

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• Post #1487171

  Happy 4/20 to my dad who has spent his retirement very happily pivoting into trying and failing to smoke today's weed after not smoking since the very start of the 90s. A noble and brave endeavor, I don't have the stomach for that sort of thing