Post #1568497

Officer before you search my car I just want you to know that although I am not a fentanyl user myself, I just bought this car from someone who dealt in massive, industrial quantities of fentanyl patches which instantly deliver 50g of fentanyl and cyanide if touched by any cell on the human body, and due to static electricity they will attach to skin at the slightest movement. In fairness this car was a fantastic deal and technically I don't think there are any of said patches left inside, he's trying to clean up his act. Just, fair warning.