The Birdbassador
Birdbassador@jorts.horse
<p>enthusiast of things you like, detester of the things you don't like, but not in a mean way so i don't seem off-putting. just generally a solid follow</p>
Posts
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Post #1795693
Once again another &quot;I&#39;m in the wrong field&quot; paper: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S096098222500507X
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Post #1762598
i am at the #ieeevis (virtual) conference next week, where there is a lot of stuff i am supposed to be doing/advertising. i will be periodically posting about this here (probably just in a thread to this post?) to make up for this breach of server content etiquette, i will also shitpost about other stuff, most likely dracula.
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Post #1704658
in speed (1994), sandra bullock and keanu reeves deal with a peril via movement through space (romance ensues). in the lake house (2006), sandra bullock and keanu reeves deal with a peril via movement through time (romance ensues). we are therefore overdue for a movie where bullock and reeves must conceptualize and then navigate five-dimensional velocities to solve problems (romance ensues).
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Post #1704657
reverse omelas situation where society is more or less idyllic but there is one very public mean idiot who sucks shit that we have to be nice to.
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Post #1704656
the only unifying bit i can find about research is that everybody seems to think that there&#39;s some other (wicked) place that &quot;only cares about papers&quot; but it&#39;s of course never the place where they are, where they are is of course different.
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Post #1704654
you already know what time it is
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Post #1534633
you would think that, given the circumstances, i would stop being genuinely surprised when i know about something related to math or statistics and can implement/describe it successfully. yet i have so deeply internalized that i am &quot;not a math person&quot; that it does, in fact, surprise me each time.
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Post #1534632
extremely worried that i&#39;m starting to think &quot;oh i should go to a baseball game soon, it&#39;s been a while.&quot; it&#39;s a sign of a body in deep distress, like in my side of the mountain where he started craving liver because he had a vitamin a deficiency
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Post #1371410
jock
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Post #1371407
looking through the infinite jest footnote visualization and feeling myself becoming Deranged https://samizdat.co/digest/notes/
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Post #1371405
i think it&#39;s still a crime on par with at least a couple of murders that the ico save music, the music that plays to let you know that you are safe, and you can take a break and think things through, has been coopted as hold music by both cvs and fedex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RMDBqQDtT8
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Post #1371404
my advice for new writers looking to hone their craft: 1) begin all of your creative writing with an invocation of the muses, with a particular acknowledgment of whichever muse you think is most relevant (9/10 it&#39;s going to be erato; honestly can&#39;t hurt to thank erato along with the others just in case) 2) don&#39;t make the solution to the murder mystery be the last chapter: make it the penultimate chapter, so people skipping to the end aren&#39;t spoiled 3) learn about...
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Post #1371403
we need to put the &quot;nerd&quot; back in &quot;music nerd.&quot; a music nerd should not be cool. a music nerd should be into a second or third tier gilbert and sullivan light opera with songs like &quot;lo, the postal inspector arrives with commanding gait.&quot; they should have a &quot;this machine kills fascists&quot; sticker on their clarinet
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Post #1371402
sympathies to the bsky folks but imo websites should go down more often. no five 9s of uptime, i want, like, one 9, tops. not only for immortan joe &quot;do not become addicted to water, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence&quot; reasons, but also having a website that goes down a lot brings us closer to the ideal old internet: a series of random stuff run from individual machines under hobbyists&#39; desks.
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Post #1175538
experiencing what i can only term &quot;baroque overload&quot; after returning from vienna, where all i want to do is just stare at some brutalist concrete apartment buildings for a bit. maybe hang out in a strip mall with a dsw and a panera bread
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Post #678627
@ieeevis The BELIV workshop is returning this year! The theme this year is &quot;Rethinking Design, Evaluation, and Ethics in Visualization in the Era of Generative AI,&quot; but we are always looking for work on research methods in visualization in general. https://tinyurl.com/beliv2024
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Post #672324
almost haughtily said &quot;am i my brother&#39;s keeper?&quot; in a work meeting today like a jrpg villain but managed to course correct in time
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Post #672323
i think nearly all books, and most academic papers, could be improved by including regency-style descriptive chapter headings that are like &quot;chapter 4: in which a promise is breached&quot; or &quot;chapter 7: a fracas! mr. weathersby learns a lesson; de gustibus non est disputandum&quot;
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Post #672322
Computer: tea, earl grey, hot, hd artstation trending photorealistic high quality detailed
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Post #672320
35D Animal identity in role play (7): FURSONA this is the nyt crossword debut of FURSONA. do you think will shortz already knew what a fursona was, or did some person have to explain it to him while he was editing the puzzle
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Post #672319
every single crossword i did today was ides of march themed, likely because both IDES and CAESAR are very good fill words. i think this means i need to change my name to something that&#39;s mostly vowels and do something prominent so i can achieve a form of immortality. ozymandias two vast and trunkless legs of stone style but it&#39;s like &quot;13A: Notably famous historical idiot (7)&quot;
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Post #672317
@plut0nian also apologies for the blurry picture but i was at an art of moby dick exhibit today and the &quot;moby dick but all the bits that aren&#39;t gay redacted&quot; was very funny to me
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Post #671049
oh man where was this article when i needed it https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-rise-and-fall-of-peer-review h/t @jzong