Ludovic Archivist Lagouardette

Archivist@social.linux.pizza

Resident computer wizard that loves conjuring correct softwareHe/Him | They/Them | Any variation of those in any language<a href="https://archivist.nekoit.xyz/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://archivist.nekoit.xyz/</a>Won't judge someone for shit, but won't let you destroy yourself without a word (except Aria, they know why)

Posts

Post #3301414
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @VoicesOfTheVoid oh my god this is 100% one of those pictures I can hear
Post #1865241
I really regret no being a Protoss irl, because then I could hurt LLMs by giving feedback to them. Sadly I am but a regular wizard, not a space wizard
Post #1865240
A beast has stolen my hat :spooks:
Post #1865239
There is currently a bundle of books from one of my favorite author of fantasy novels, Mercedes Lackey on Humble Bundle. For my queer folks out there, she is one of the few authors that cast an openly gay man as a main character in her books, in the early 90s. The novels are great and her universe is amazing. If you read on your phone or e-reader and are in search of great fantasy novels, you can pick that all up here: https://www.humblebundle.com/books/mercedes-lackey-valdemar-and-beyond-daw-bo...
Post #942129
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com love your outfit!
Post #874636
You have now achieved true enlightenment, you are now a JIRA ticket
Post #637898
@natty@astolfo.social it is used to smuggle invalid things through the static analysis basically. I had to use it once
Post #572431
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be Well, since I made something that can be considered an operating system and a bunch of country mandate either age verification and/or age registration at operating system level, and I am not implementing that, I revoked the licenses of people in those countries so that I cannot be sued or fined
Post #571938
This is the most stupid commit I had to make in a while
Post #566591
@alice@lgbtqia.space that's why I use a bow, the kid safety is how hard it is to string for someone that is not knowledgeable and strong enough
Post #566394
@hyc@mastodon.social wait, do these dim-witted animals think that IEEE-754 has portability issues, or are they too daft to either no ship embedded databases over the network, or just if they really want to, to document which endianness their project uses?
Post #532130
@lamb@transfem.social hey, making games is hard, when alone it is a lengthy grindstone of a process. Look at the guy that made Tunic, he took 8 years to make the game, and even years after making it, he is not recovered from the effort required. One of my friends is a bloody genius programmer, he worked for 6 years on his project with another person, only for the project to fail not financially or technically, but socially, because they could not handle differents in communication. When I say...
Post #527935
My friend and colleague Sharkbait just launched her Kickstarter for her team&#39;s game Horses of Gavarnie. Please give them some love :ablobsmile: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/horsesofgavarnie/horses-of-gavarnie #boost #gamedev
Post #527934
@1 Given Δ-44203&#39;s current use of postfix annotation to denote emotion, and Δ-44203&#39;s disdain for corporate and state, I issue a recommendation of media, acting as an informal standard for am emotional markup language: &lt;harmony/&gt; by Keikaku Itoh
Post #519892
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be super yakuza Vegeta is not real and cannot hurt me
Post #514824
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com I would not say that, but it is clearly not the worst, it is pretty good even
Post #482954
I may implement yet another programming language today. What a harrowing perspective!
Post #455847
@ian@mastodon.radio well, I can at least tell you what you cannot do. Escape
Post #455408
@hyc@mastodon.social in erlang all the strings are immutable, but I don't think you can tell the GC not to touch them. One would need to modify the VM to adapt that in
Post #416891
My clothing style has been described as both bisexual vibes and "10h30: business meeting, 11h30: survive the apocalypse" I deduce from this that none is more ready than a bisexual
Post #416833
I want to say that recently, life has made me want to loudly scream a word that starts with A and ends with A
Post #416683
@raysan5@mastodon.gamedev.place it's time you take a bloody nap Ramon
Post #402432
Mmmm, can it be fasterer?
Post #386872
According to my benchmarks, ~~stealing~~ borrowing mint from Ned Flanders takes 5.88µs at most. In my logic engine that is
Post #366572
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be ye, it looks cool!
Post #339909
@hazelnoot@enby.life Those will make a fine addition to the source code of my game engine, The compiler can have a bit of Claude-fuck-off, as a treat
Post #331786
The power generator is running, I hope we get enough gas for the 6 hours of lesson I have to give
Post #331382
Another external battery claimed by the ADHD tax
Post #308248
@woof@fedi.aria.dog wait, no, there are the LGBTQIA flags, I forgot I was bi
Post #282084
@syphist@zoner.work It's a neutrality is hostility kind of thing. Being neutral when you can act is not compromise, it is complicity