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Air_Quotes_Comedian@kolektiva.social

<p>I woke up at age 50 and decided I was now a comedian. As mid-life crisis go it could be worse. Of course, I am having it in public but fortunately I have no audience so, you know, swings and roundabouts.</p>

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  • Post #4292168

    Last night I turned the light on as I entered the kitchen to see two water beetles scurrying away for a hiding spot. These are large beetles that normally hang around outside the back door. Anyway, they’re so big and heavy that when they went to running they kind of ran in place momentarily like a cartoon before skidding off into whatever hiding spot they could manage.

  • Post #4292167

    Hamas agrees to disarmament to appease The Enemy - so-called Israel. If anything, they should get Warhammer levels of ordinance to finish off so-called Israel once and for all. Death to so-called Israel, forever. Rarh-rah, Palestine Action and a big fuck off to his majesty&amp;#39;s British government. Death against them all. Death to Amerikkka, betrayers of humanity from the outset.

  • Post #4152853

    Spent yesterday and most of this morning (on and off, I can&#39;t do things in one go anymore) vacuuming the bedroom. You might think, &quot;Took you two days to vacuum your bedroom?&quot; Well, I took everything out of the room first. then did the vacuuming, as you&#39;d normally do. After that I sat on the floor with the hard nozzle and &#39;scrubbed&#39; the carpet with it. Cats. They think the bedroom is the playground for their captured prey. And if not that, then an emesis bowl. Pl...

  • Post #4152219

    I just learned Bill Oddie has passed away. Rest in peace chap and thanks for the laughs.

  • Post #3919981

    Here&#39;s some filler until I can do something proper. #aqcvid

  • Post #3846372

    🎶 Wise words from the departing Eat your greens, especially broccoli Remember to say &quot;thank you&quot; For the things you haven&#39;t earned By working the soil We cultivate the sky🎶 - Coil

  • Post #1652421

    He&amp;#39;ll have a solid career in Chuck Jones era cartoons when he gets kicked to the curb.

  • Post #1652417

    Entanglement suggests Universal now to me. In fact, I don&amp;#39;t see anything beyond it. That&amp;#39;s probably why I&amp;#39;m not a physicist, because I have no idea what I&amp;#39;m talking about.

  • Post #1435835

    What was the third seasoning/ condiment that adorned 19th Century dining tables, ubiquitous then but lost to history now? Oh, it&amp;#39;s mustard. Some mystery. https://review.gale.com/2025/09/02/solving-the-third-condiment-mystery/

  • Post #1348286

    Luna Sky again. #caturday

  • Post #908767

    Another low quality fact is that #rondesantisisacunt contains many true and verified stories about the titular twat. I couldn&amp;#39;t be assed to make one up, I mean, report one today so I thought I&amp;#39;d just plug the hashtag.

  • Post #908766

    @eyesquash You inspired me to start tinkering with my bass. I play so infrequently that my fingertips aren&amp;#39;t conditioned so I really should play more often just to do that and then keep it up.

  • Post #908765

    The last stand of the Brunnen-G. https://youtu.be/wYoq6sovr8Y

  • Post #908764

    G&amp;#39;Kar speaks for the ages. https://youtu.be/pJmuHNDcXLQ

  • Post #908763

    And some unlimited rice pudding for dessert. https://youtu.be/0AzvWi7aH5s

  • Post #908762

    I am Herne, I am death, fear my name, my icy breath, feel the power, a deadly chill, when I say, &amp;quot;Die,&amp;quot; then die you will. - Blood For the Blood God, Sabbat. https://youtu.be/rK7yYSFfSOw

  • Post #855157

    Watching a video where Bernie Sanders is being lambasted (correctly) for being a staunch Zionist. I don’t often think of Bernie if I can help it but I liken his political career to that of one of those hydraulic door closers that automatically closes the door behind you in slow motion.

  • Post #603830

    I just saw one of the stars from the movie American Beauty going down the street on my camera feed. I&amp;#39;d recognize that plastic bag anywhere.

  • Post #460416

    Luna Sky has a yawn. #caturday

  • Post #310586

    Some fresh faced pundit on evil YouTube waxing lyrical about J.B. Pritzker because he wants to ‘abolish ICE’ and raise taxes on the wealthy. He’s a billionaire and the shadow of the guillotine is upon him. You know what I mean?

  • Post #310585

    There’s a certain genre of film that I quite like, if it’s done to my particular taste – Dark Nazi Experiments during WWII, or WWI haunted trenches, that kind of thing. So, I liked Hellboy, Outpost 1 through 3, Overlord, Deathwatch, Bunker, Blood Vessel, Raiders (I guess), Dog Soldiers, and that one they filmed in a real wartime naval installation that I can’t remember the name of but I remember it being kind of weird. I had cued up Overlord to watch but I changed my mind. I think I’ll work on...

  • Post #310584

    Finished the script, which I&amp;#39;m ambivalent about right now but will get a clearer opinion of it tomorrow.

  • Post #310581

    Just uploaded this to evil YouTube. I&amp;#39;ll do a proper promotional for it tomorrow. https://youtu.be/ftU27OFt8-w

  • Post #310580

    “It just wouldn’t do to make fun of mental health issues. I’m not that kind of Ricky Gervais.” Here’s ten minutes of bubble and squeak I made from the remnants of the one that came before it. https://youtu.be/ftU27OFt8-w

  • Post #310579

    A copy of the latest The Polemics that you don&amp;#39;t have to go to evil YouTube to see. #aqcvid