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• Post #4402422

  Pretty sure I am significantly older than Stacy's Mom.

• Post #4299445

  Would installing #Linux help my #perimenopause symptoms? 🤔 (This is a shitpost -- don't @ me.)

• Post #4209943

  TIL that there's only one letter difference between "protect" and "protest." This toot brought to you by an extremely unfortunate post on #LinkedIn. (Not mine.)

• Post #4121919

  Tonight's #Monsterdon movie sounds appropriately atrocious. 🤣

• Post #4091043

  I'm reading a book about #perimenopause right now, and the author included the statistic that American women have the highest risk of #suicide between the ages of 45 and 55. Damn

• Post #4052427

  why am I getting ads for human blood?

• Post #4051963

  Partial Eclipse of the Heart #NonChalantSongs #HashtagGames

• Post #4000313

  RE: https://flipboard.com/@sciencealert/sciencealert-3mvdqjtaz/-/a-shTS-JXxQ2SQ7PxGfG6jEg%3Aa%3A565656366-%2F0 #ThanksTrump

• Post #3978908

  America's Next Top Model Train #AltRealityShows #HashTagGames

• Post #3972161

  RE: https://a2mi.social/@george/116954084338439550 You forgot the 30-50 feral hogs.

• Post #3967138

  RE: https://cupoftea.social/@teabot/116953452774167490 I had no idea Yorkshire Gold was formulated for hard water!

• Post #3916405

  Since I'm apparently a Mastodon boobfluencer now, I figured I'd share this super cute bra I just bought. Embroidered carrots and radishes! 😀 https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/skarlett-blue-spellbound-underwire-full-coverage-bra/7334373?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FWomen%2FClothing&color=44444AVM8M

• Post #3901690

  Meet the Grandparents #BetterLateThanNeverAMovie #HashTagGames

• Post #3901629

  Graduate School Cop #BetterLateThanNeverAMovie #HashTagGames

• Post #3894955

  Mr. Blue is exhausted and ready to come home. (He's also very sick of my mom, lol.)

• Post #3772543

  Mr. Blue is on his way to pick up niece and nephew and drive them to track camp. He's a cool uncle. I got my groceries for the week and didn't have to encounter #AngryYogurtMan because we didn't need yogurt. 🥰

• Post #3720881

  I salute the adult man I just walked by in Ballston who was wearing a "Frog and Toad" T-shirt.

• Post #3684856

  maybe don't assault people or get Nazi tattoos if you want to run for office

• Post #3614768

  Second UTI in two months. 😡 And of course CVS was already closed so I can't even start my antibiotic. 😡

• Post #3593202

  They're apparently evacuating the Mall due to weather threats, according to WTOP. #lol

• Post #3584924

  Mr. Blue is doing his traditional 4th of July viewing of the last third of "Independence Day." He decided to forgo his traditional 4th of July sweaty run on the Mall.

• Post #3566190

  Look, I love a good airshow. But I DO NOT LIKE airshows over my house every day for weeks at a time. #DC It's like living in a fucking warzone.

• Post #3535270

  I got alllllllll the way to work in Ballston, only to find out that the power is out in our building (and others.) Turned right back around and came home. 😐

• Post #3434687

  RE: https://mastodon.online/@mullvadnet/116822239177782622 Glad I found out that one of this company's co-CEOs funds fascists before I gave them any of my money! #Tech #FreezePeach

• Post #3313410

  Uh, no thank you?

• Post #3176643

  I've never watched the #Monsterdon movie, but every week I look up what it is this week and report back to Mr. Blue, who inexplicably has seen it about half the time. (Not this week, though.)

• Post #3105490

  There was a mom on the Metro reading a book to her young son and I kind of wanted to sit cross-legged on the floor and listen.

• Post #3083978

  I bought a #bra online AND IT FITS! Amazing what knowing your actual boob size can accomplish. (No, you will not be seeing any photos.)

• Post #3083977

  Wow -- niece and nephew both got invited to participate in the Nike Outdoor Nationals meet! 😀

• Post #3031638

  Just came up with a new term: CRANXIOUS. When you're both cranky and anxious about something.