#EroticMusings 59 POV Name three erotic things in your bedroom. DIANE: Oh, well, there's my dildos. I have one to get the job done and another that hubby calls my pussy pacifier for when he's not around. Then there's the lava lamp. It's retro, I know! But it's heaven to zone out, watching the pretty shapes, listening to hubby's voice. Then, I have my special perfume for when I want to be in charge. Just a spritz on my clothes and he's my little toy for the night.