@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange
2026-09-26 17:21 UTC
If I lived in a town with a vampire problem, I would simply build an apartment building, give one of the units to a priest for free, build an altar and pulpit in a common area, and turn the whole building into holy ground. Just stay inside at night, and done, no more vampire problem. I could make BANK selling apartments to other people who don't want to get eaten too.
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange 2026-09-26 18:01
If you have a vampire problem, I recommend becoming ordained by the Universal Life Church. Then you can make your own holy water and use any symbol you want as your holy symbol. https://www.ulc.org/