2026-05-14 13:18 UTC
In magic combat class, Prince Gnarlo, with a smug look, cast a Miasma spell that surrounded the target with a noxious, poisonous cloud.
"Very good," noted the professor.
"That's how it's done," Gnarlo exclaimed for the entire class. "Pay attention, Plebians!"
Raven raised her wand. A swirling cloud of coal dust enveloped the poison cloud, nuetralizing and dispersing it.
Everyone cheered. Gnarlo grew red in the face. "No wolfkin can beat me at magic," he declared, "without cheating!"
Replies (3)
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@vanellopemint@mastodon.art 2026-05-15 13:28
Later that day, Prince Gnarlo and his goons cornered Raven in a stairwell. Two thugs held Raven down. "Okay," said Gnarlo, "get the iconograph ready! Pull up his skirt! We're going to expose this crossdressing bitch for the entire school!" Moments later, the group of goblins stared at Raven. "Um... Prince Gnarlo..." one said, "this bitch... really is a girl...." #microfiction
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@mjd@mathstodon.xyz 2026-05-14 13:21
@vanellopemint@mastodon.art That is really clever!
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@fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk 2026-05-14 13:56
@vanellopemint@mastodon.art charcoal… :)