Post by @vanellopemint@mastodon.art

2026-05-13 13:19 UTC

"Still," said Prince Gnarlo, "it must be difficult dragging a no-magic girly dog around." "It must be difficult," replied Freydis, "dragging around that enormous ass of yours." Gnarlo smirked and walked away, his sycophants following. "Someone needs to put that jerk in his place," muttered Lumpikith. "He's the prince," said Shrillikina. "There's not much you can do." "I can punch him in his fricken nose!" "You could also," said Shrillikina, "get expelled, for assaulting royalty...."

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@vanellopemint@mastodon.art 2026-05-14 13:18

In magic combat class, Prince Gnarlo, with a smug look, cast a Miasma spell that surrounded the target with a noxious, poisonous cloud. "Very good," noted the professor. "That's how it's done," Gnarlo exclaimed for the entire class. "Pay attention, Plebians!" Raven raised her wand. A swirling cloud of coal dust enveloped the poison cloud, nuetralizing and dispersing it. Everyone cheered. Gnarlo grew red in the face. "No wolfkin can beat me at magic," he declared, "without cheating!"

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@kelkyag@wandering.shop 2026-05-13 15:55

@vanellopemint@mastodon.art Shrillikina's right. The situation calls for more subtlety than Lumpikith generally applies. Perhaps there will be (or they can create) an occasion for a Miasma magic contest -- possibly even school-sanctioned demonstrations. Interesting that Gnarlo is trash-talking Raven but addressing Freydis like she matters, rather than dismissing the entire group for following a human. Have their looting successes been noticed? Or are they the new clique & being targeted?

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