2026-10-06 20:54 UTC
Anook Soonamoon
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@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-07 01:15
Any heaven with countable waterslides is no heaven at all
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@AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2026-10-06 23:47
People living in a desert would think water slides are heaven. The logic checks out.
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@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-07 01:07
Male pharaohs, specifically. The few female pharaohs we have evidence for were buried with one arm crooked over her chest and one at her hip. Probably making sure both halves of her bikini stayed on for the entire slide, while the men in swim trunks weren’t worried about it.