@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
2026-10-07 01:07 UTC
Male pharaohs, specifically. The few female pharaohs we have evidence for were buried with one arm crooked over her chest and one at her hip. Probably making sure both halves of her bikini stayed on for the entire slide, while the men in swim trunks weren’t worried about it.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-10-07 07:01
monokini, dude. the bikini wasn’t invented until the early in the first intermediate period, ushering a dark age of egyptian onanism.