2026-10-05 02:16 UTC
#monsterdon your honor, I merely set up a murderous double bluff, and killed my wife and her lover in a vat of acid. Classic case of self defense
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@apLundell@timeloop.cafe 2026-10-05 02:18
@Louisa@mastodon.xyz luckily, California is a Stand-Your-Ground-With-A-Vat-Of-Acid state.