Odin: mother, making me walk FIVE MINUTES to the end of the street we live on is a CRIME AGAINST DOGNITY. I shall register my protest by making this as obscenely difficult as possible and dragging this out to twen— IS THAT THE PARK?! Me: yes, it’s the park, the same place we’re going every time I drag you this way Odin: I LOVE THE PARK Me: 😑