@normative.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2026-10-27 21:30 UTC
“Does anyone remember Bela Lugosi? Bela Lugosi had a fantastic cock. Shaped like an eggplant. That’s the emoji the kids use, right? Anyway, semicolons are illegal now, and we’re bombing Helsinki.”
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@normative.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy 2026-10-27 21:45
He could recite El Presidente’s speech from Bananas and it’d be unremarkable unless for being more coherent and lucid than normal.