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@akamran@indieweb.social

2026-10-08 12:39 UTC

@scalzi@mastodon.social colonoscopies are a breeze. It's the prep that does me in! Edit: and I'm glad you're fine 🙂

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  • @cstross@wandering.shop 2026-10-08 12:43

    @akamran@indieweb.social @scalzi@mastodon.social Best advice I've got is to lay in moist/aloe vera impregnated tissues for the bowel prep stage. Regular TP may feel a bit abrasive after the fifth bout of liquishits in two hours …

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  • @elight@tenforward.social 2026-10-08 21:59

    @akamran@indieweb.social @scalzi@mastodon.social Huh! I'm up to... my fourth now? I guess I've gotten used to the prep. 🤷🏻‍♂️ You just keep vomiting out of your rear until it comes out pale yellow or clear. And then you do it a little more. Then its time to be carried away on a pillow of lovely anesthetics where I'm out before I can count 3 digits backwards.

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