Post #985341
2026-04-01 15:35 UTC
GAYINT is excited to announce that we have been acquired by The Onion. In a time where the news is what it is, The Onion is having difficulties satirizing it beyond reality. As such, they are now pivoting from America's finest news source to becoming America's finest threat intel source.
Given that both The Onion and GAYINT started as shitposts that accidentally got out of hand, this partnership only makes sense and we look forward to the resources an outfit like The Onion can provide.
When asked to comment, GAYINT CEO John Mastodon replied from his new private jet "lol. lmao even."
#GAYINT #INFOSEC #pressRelease #industryNews #1april
Replies (6)
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@nyanbinary@infosec.exchange 2026-04-01 15:38
@gayint so #GAYINT is now part of the same org as Alex Jones' Info Wars? Looking forward to that colab! (I know, I know, that purchase didnt go through, dont @ me)
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@rallias@hax.social 2026-04-01 15:40
@gayint I initially read that quote as "lol. linux even."
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@scottmichaud@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-01 20:46
@gayint The biggest controversy is the CEO's yacht. It floats.
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@maxleibman@beige.party 2026-04-01 21:35
@gayint You’re a bunch of sellouts. But in a hot way.
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@Taco_lad@aus.social 2026-04-01 21:52
@gayint nice
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@Pink_black_insr@kolektiva.social 2026-04-01 23:51
@gayint hopefully stock options buy out for the faithful.