Post #964200
2026-04-04 14:35 UTC
#parkrun
#running
My sister's excuse for missing parkrun this morning !
Edit:
1) Sister may owe Clarkson royalties.
2) Bird head may/may not be displayed like a hunting trophy on the front of the car.
3) Yes, one of the best excuses ever.
Replies (4)
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@cricket_bacon@mastodon.social 2026-04-04 15:50
@sticklandtim@mastodon.green I think I saw this on an episode of Jeremy Clarkson's Clarkson's Farm where Gerald Cooper helped a passing motorist after an entertaining verbal exchange?
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@askekammer@mastodon.online 2026-04-04 16:17
@sticklandtim@mastodon.green I'd say she's excused for missing out. Edit: is the head still in the grill?!?
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@firefly@m.ai6yr.org 2026-04-04 16:19
@sticklandtim@mastodon.green It’s a good excuse 😬
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@robchapman@ohai.social 2026-04-05 06:41
@sticklandtim@mastodon.green I decapitated many a pheasant while whizzing across the south downs in my mini cooper many many years ago, they always run into the road at the wrong moment