Me: ~ Puts test switch into planned downtime mode to suppress alerts ~ Network Monitoring software: Ok! I won't generate alerts 😉 Me: ... What's with the wink? I don't want you to generate ~ any ~ alerts. NMS: Understood! No alerts 😉 Me: .... NMS: .... Me: ~ Make changes, reboots switch stack ~ NMS: I've sent 21 alerts for this device to the group email you're welcome! Me: 😑