Post #945938
2026-04-05 06:40 UTC
it is said that approximately 1,993 years ago a man who disappeared had emerged from a burrow, and it was clear to onlookers that it was man no more, and they saw that what was man had become unshackled from the concept of man, and that what emerged frolicked, and its long ears stood proud, and it sniffed the air, and its beedy eyes surveyed the crowd, and its great thighs propelled it, and in those leaps and hops they saw its great vitality, and they saw that it also laid eggs, many eggs indeed
Replies (2)
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@helielo@mastodon.social 2026-04-05 07:16
@jk reading this in slayers testament voice
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@nowayeast@mastodon.social 2026-04-05 11:09
@jk but did you see its teeth? Or how far it could jump? Joseph of Aramathia choose his grail protector well.