Post #923249
2026-04-01 16:57 UTC
Decided to get donuts for the first time in years at the local place. Went in, chose carefully, lady bagged them up, promptly sneezed on the open bag and handed it to me. Paid, left. Never getting donuts again.
Replies (3)
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@barometz@social.treehouse.systems 2026-04-01 17:02
@stoneymonster the little star button poorly expresses how this makes me feel so have a reply instead. Ew.
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@ferrix@mastodon.online 2026-04-01 20:29
@stoneymonster I was giving out little tins of mints at a trade show booth. Guy picks a tin up, examines. Opens lid: they are mints. Makes approving face. Tips several mints out into his hand. Touches them all while picking one up to pop into his mouth. More approval, they are good. Tips rest of the mints back into the tin, closes lid. Sets his now-opened tin back among the new ones. Walks off. WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN SIR
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@RobeeShepherd@mastodon.art 2026-04-01 20:57
@stoneymonster Sounds like just the thing an English person would do