2026-10-26 01:26 UTC
Things inside The Haunted Palace (TM):
A portrait of the evil goatee man who looks exactly like the current goatee man.
A cupboard snake, for some reason. What does it eat? Who can say.
Many winding passages accompanied by dramatic music.
Simon, the caretaker, who can see in the dark. I guess he's the guy who put the sheets over the furniture. Maybe he feeds the snake rats after hours.
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-10-26 01:29
In a different room in the palace, a different guy is feeding meat tubes to a closet zombie. His wife thinks the closet zombie is upset because the lookalike of the evil goatee man has come into his house. The lookalike is unaware of this, but decides to stop and stare at the portrait of his ancestor so he can absorb it's evil. #monsterdon