Too tired for a witty title
2026-03-26 11:26 UTC
Replies (19)
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@jade52@lemmy.ca 2026-03-26 11:34
Thanks, I do deserve another coffee.
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@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2026-03-26 11:30
Ah shit. Sorry, I was stabbing someone. Guess I don’t get that coffee. 😔
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@WandowsVista@lemmy.world 2026-03-26 14:14
thank you. this gave me the motivation I needed to stop scrolling on my phone in bed and to instead scroll on my phone from the can *with coffee*
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@JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-03-26 14:04
I don't drink coffee. What alternative rewards are available to me for being kinda awake & reading words & not stabbing anyone?
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@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2026-03-26 14:22
Can I at least stab someone a little bit?
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@Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 2026-03-26 12:27
 Apollo teasing just the tip.
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@OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 2026-03-26 12:15
I would prefer a nice cup of black tea instead please
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@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-03-26 13:01
You know what? I do deserve a coffee.
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@RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2026-03-26 14:06
Phew, thanks for reminding me that I need to go stab some people today! And thanks for the coffee; helps me stab better!
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@Klear@quokk.au 2026-03-26 11:42
Way ahead of you with that coffee.
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@CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 2026-03-26 11:40
Thank you, now I really feel _seen_
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@panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2026-03-26 11:55
Can this be my coffee? https://youtu.be/pxrmJxmmWtQ
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@miked@piefed.social 2026-03-26 21:24
Thanks. I'm drinking my first beer to celebrate not stabbing anyone yet today.
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@VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 2026-03-26 13:20
Don't mind if I do. ☕😌
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@CubitOom@infosec.pub 2026-03-26 15:19
This sounds like a quote from Disco Elysium, so now I got this image in my head, which I will share. 
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@DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2026-03-26 15:53
I was just thinking about that.
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@ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 2026-03-26 14:02
hope that dood in ikebukuro doesnt read this tonight... too late little sunbeam
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@nasquamesse@lemmy.zip 2026-03-27 16:51
I feel seen
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@Aeao@lemmy.world 2026-03-26 19:52
I’m not stabbing anyone righ now! Maybe I am a good person! I am slicing someone right now but that isn’t a stab!