Post #871814
2026-03-31 19:33 UTC
Well played, Otago Daily Times!
"Albatross colony may be relocated after mineral find"
https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/albatross-colony-may-be-relocated-after-mineral-find
Replies (3)
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@paw@mstdn.io 2026-03-31 19:40
@paulhellyer@mastodon.nz Good topical one this year.
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@BigD@mastodon.nz 2026-04-01 00:36
@paulhellyer@mastodon.nz I suspect it's the guano that will attract multinational mining companies. As long as there's no threat to the harbour entrance by the guardians. Oh. They are shifting them. Solved.
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@chopsstephens@mastodon.nzoss.nz 2026-04-01 04:22
@paulhellyer@mastodon.nz I did not realise this was satire at all.