@ramsey@phpc.social I do apologise! My internal desire for literary reference went too far, as it occasionally does. And I’m not trying to convince you of PHP’s merits or anything; my philosophy is that of practicality beating purity (my original answer was largely in jest) and for practical problems, use the tooling most familiar to you! I had run hosting infrastructure for almost 30 years, exiting that particular specialisation ~10y ago. Many a fun tale of PHP use and abuse. 😉 Glad things have improved!