2026-09-30 18:03 UTC
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social What scared me more than the billiard balls (which is scary enough, tyvm) was the giant "Quick Connect" sticker... then I realized they meant "install" not "connect to the internet."
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social 2026-09-30 18:05
@LeslieBurns@esq.social Oh, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before there's a toilet that requires a connection, a subscription, and an app! Watch them do surge pricing after they find out you ordered Taco Bell from Door Dash.