Post #739004
2026-03-04 01:28 UTC
Here I thought that the US attack on Iran was to distract from the Epstein files.
Turns out it was to start Armageddon so Jesus will return to earth.
https://jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-were-told-iran-war-is-for
Replies (3)
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@Efilroftsul@mastodon.social 2026-03-04 01:33
@jetton@mastodon.online Jesus: Whoa, leave me out of this. Besides, Trump, Hegseth, Noem and the rest of them are all going to hell anyway.
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@SordidAmok@mastodon.social 2026-03-04 01:33
@jetton@mastodon.online Why not both?
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@artnacrea@mastodon.ie 2026-03-04 02:38
@jetton@mastodon.online They want to be careful because Jesus already knows what's in the Epstein files.