Post #737019

2026-03-23 15:15 UTC

Maybe men aren’t supposed to be wearing multiple layers of constrictive polyester clothing that overheats every single day. As a side note, breeding cattle in the heat of summer can have lower conception rates. But the infertility comes from the bulls, not the cows. Heat doesn’t actually affect cow conception much until it’s dangerously high and severely stressing the animal. But it does affect bull fertility. The good news is it’s a temporary problem because the male reproductive system makes new genetic material. Male health at time of insemination has a direct effect on the conception rate and embryo health. Tl;dr Men should prioritize their health more.

Replies (5)

@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital 2026-03-23 15:17

Tldr, putting my balls in a margarita and listening to jimmy buffet

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@Grumblesock@clew.lol 2026-03-23 15:22

@Rose @IAMAL_PHARIUS Also taking jobs where we are seated for large portions of the day. Infertility rates in truck and taxi drivers are notably high. More jobs than ever require dudes to be sat in seats and the fertility levels track. Dangly bits are meant to dangle.

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@themilkman@shitposter.world 2026-03-23 15:22

@Rose @IAMAL_PHARIUS this was well known which is why cars had the mandatory testicle cooler, but at the same time, it needs to be restrained, you have not known pain until your balls are rubbing the jeans/your ballhairs got stuck in the zipper

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@Myshkin@nicecrew.digital 2026-03-23 15:46

I don’t own any plastic clothes anymore. all 100% cotton or wool. no blends no poly no neoprene or spandex :) zero. Also I froze my balls off all winter so….

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@GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital 2026-03-23 16:06

They did studies on polyester pants on female dogs, pretty sure (yes, pants on dogs, lol). Heat trapping is one effect, but there's an electro-magnetism to it that interferes with hormones, too :aqua_cry: Even keeping them under 50% poly helped a lot, but 100% poly subjects couldn't conceive.

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