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• Post #3947679

  The jew fears the 6.5 PBR

• Post #3900942

  Its not a mauling, its a surprise hug

• Post #3664423

  Why are there like 52 different genders of rounds for guns now. Blackout, hornedy, whatever the fuck.

• Post #3587629

  I think we should put Protestants in labor camps and Catholics in IT positions. No idea why but it sounds like a hilarious disaster.

• Post #3519231

  TIL apparently I completely dont understand friendship. I always assumed what people meant as friends was ride or die level trust. What they actually mean is what I consider acquaintances. I wondered why so many people have so many friends and its due to the fact its just someone who isnt an asshole to you.

• Post #3368525

  Man I hate the fediverse, its only people shitposting. We need this place to spawn the new hitler. Otherwise my time here would be wasted because my entire personality and existence is based upon my political identity.

• Post #3358404

  Why is that vapid bitch on my girlfriend?

• Post #3324044

  Euroids after one bite of our worst goyslop

• Post #3259792

  Lane splitting has to be the dumbest fucking law when nonwhites and low iq people can own a motorcycle.

• Post #3079296

  6 cups sugar (1200g) Pineapple jar 24 oz 5 servings (155g) Daily allowance the fda gives is 50, American heart association is 25. 12 oz mountain dew is 46g. You are tanking 30 bottles of dew with that, or 27 to 54 the daily allowance which is already generous.

• Post #2837740

  >Tell wife she needs to clean house >She cleans house >My honest response

• Post #2837739

  Open floor plans are dogshit, and im tired of pretending they arent.

• Post #2837736

  Fuck the welsh for birthing the bastard that invented the open floor design.

• Post #2837735

  I now understand the bongs hatred for the Welsh.

• Post #2837733

  If you dont have a secondary sprinkler system filled with napalm, are you even planning on rebelling against the state?

• Post #2757664

  Another life hack you bougie $28 meal fucks can do is drink a cup of canola oil a day. It has about 1900 calories and costs around .62¢ a cup.

• Post #2753943

  Yet again being an abrasive asshat my follower count has risen again in the past month. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

• Post #2700646

  Please baby Jesus let John Darksoul buy a house so the market will immediately collapse 🙏

• Post #2518855

  >why is there such a high correlation between nerds and trannies >The computers

• Post #2505219

  My job is "make sure the boiler runs and do maintenance" which I share with 5 other people. So if we do our job we dont work.

• Post #2374405

  Fuck this shit 800 sq foot took 2 hours to dethatch and seed.

• Post #2323635

  Why the fuck is the government releasing alien catgirls? What fucking soylennial barcadian shitposed this?

• Post #2300891

  Yo are the UFOs gonna open the straight of whoremutts or cure the hentaivirus? Maybe they could unfuck gas, video card and ram prices. Oh no they will just be bigfoot tier photos that are worse than a 90s 7/11 security camera? Carry on then.

• Post #2282329

  Yo CIA or who the fuck ever, do we have images of hot alien babes in sex shorts? Asking for @Will2Power and @DEERBLOOD Maybe some alien foids on the floor for @Frondeur and @egirlyuumimain

• Post #2257485

  In space nobody can hear you softly cry as you have sex with a woman.

• Post #2093098

• Post #1714623

  All isekai takes place in England. This is referenced due to the fact to do literally anything you need a loiscense.

• Post #1667345

  Putting roofies in your girls vagina and eating them out to claim their pussy put you into a coma.

• Post #1630606

  White boy burrito, fuck off mexicans we perfected your recipies

• Post #1260687