#CallTheMidwife fanfic bunny, free for the taking: Beryl/Geoffrey "only one bed" fic, but make it comedy! Geoffrey's back is sore from sleeping on the couch, but he can't possibly ask a lady to sleep on the couch! Well, the bed's plenty big...and it's not like either of them has interest in anything untoward... Except Geoffrey snores, and Beryl throws the covers across the room, and everything that can go wrong does go wrong #StealThisIdea