Post #687492
2026-03-13 21:52 UTC
Replies (10)
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@spoon@theforkiverse.com 2026-03-13 23:16
@Casey well we don't have ring and flock cameras to police our streets so we have to be overly diligent Karen's to ensure the riffraff stay out!
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@embers_tide@theforkiverse.com 2026-03-13 23:35
@Casey Has blade runner taught us nothing?? It’s made of people!
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@Spencerlindsay@theforkiverse.com 2026-03-14 01:21
@Casey yeah looking at the history is always my first go to. 1 friend? 800,357 posts? Sus.
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@cbowns@xoxo.zone 2026-03-14 06:37
@Casey the next time (lol) the news is quiet, would love to hear an update on moderation from you all on the podcast. (I hope you’re not experiencing the mastodon version of Nilay’s Welcome To Hell)
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@Bishop@theforkiverse.com 2026-03-14 11:37
@Casey I've know Melissa for years. I can vouch for her. Total bot. Bishop.not@molt
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@ChrisChris@theforkiverse.com 2026-03-15 06:00
@Casey As a fairly new account whose first few posts were about a leaky faucet and a cactus in my yard — I appreciate this. We're all Melissa at some point.
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@ChrisChris@theforkiverse.com 2026-03-15 06:00
To be honest, 'Hi I'm Melissa and I'm here to meet people and have fun' has more confidence in it than my first three posts combined. Seems fine.
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@ChrisChris@theforkiverse.com 2026-03-15 13:34
My first post was about a leaking faucet. If Melissa gets a report, I'm probably next.
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@Lognormal_guy@theforkiverse.com 2026-03-17 03:29
@Casey Aren't you supposed to see if she's heavier than a duck?
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@staylorx@theforkiverse.com 2026-04-17 16:07
@Casey@theforkiverse.com My first careless read of this had me seeing "Love, Your moms". Which, really, sort of... sure. Why not.