Post #68528
2025-12-16 07:58 UTC
Replies (24)
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@FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2025-12-16 08:02
Wait until she dresses as a couch and JD Vance has ICE kick in the door to get there first
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@BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2025-12-16 08:15
They are on Twitter so they likely prefer to lick boots.
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@vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2025-12-16 08:17
Even worse, she receives a right to pee on the street, while if you were to pee there, you would’ve been fined
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@j4k3@piefed.world 2025-12-16 08:40
screw the pooch ya idiom.
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@wuffah@lemmy.world 2025-12-16 08:54
No, the puppy straps on a big knotted dog dildo and fucks you.
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@hOrni@lemmy.world 2025-12-16 09:14
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@robocall@lemmy.world 2025-12-16 10:09
Bow wow 😏
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@DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 2025-12-16 11:09
Put peanut butter on your balls
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@BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 2025-12-16 11:50
I mean you can always go fuck yourself!
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@SoloCritical@lemmy.world 2025-12-16 11:59
What??? I mean… what???
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2025-12-16 13:02
“You really screwed the pooch on that one.”
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@tomiant@piefed.social 2025-12-16 13:15
Just pretend it’s a robot dog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA
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@Isolde@lemmy.world 2025-12-16 13:17
Yeah. So I really did not like that.
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@LesserAbe@lemmy.world 2025-12-16 13:28
No, this is looking at it wrong. You get to fuck the sexy hybrid human-dog abomination
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@Forester@pawb.social 2025-12-16 13:45
If your not both dogging it your not doing it right.
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@SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 2025-12-16 19:56
Yes. Also peanutbutter. Thank me later
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@TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2025-12-16 20:33
Screw the pooch
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@noxypaws@pawb.social 2025-12-16 23:51
I genuinely don’t know much about puppy play other than knowing what pup hoods look like (and even then, for all I know the two things are entirely unrelated), but if you have to ask that question you probably should knot engage with or talk about puppy play
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@Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2025-12-17 02:21
what if you’re both dogs?
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@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2025-12-17 02:34
Sounds like bran is jealous she gets to be the dog
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@halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 2025-12-17 22:25
First read through, I thought ‘puppy play’ meant literally playing with your puppy. …you should be able to play with your puppy without feeling the need to fuck them. Your puppy isn’t the problem here.
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@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2025-12-17 22:41
I’ve grown content with the fact there are some aspects of the human experience I will never know first hand or need to know, and that’s ok. I always make sure to nod or high-five the person I see in the puppy mask at shows sometimes, then leave them to their mysterious doings. Sometimes, it’s good enough to know a door exists - you don’t always have to open it.
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@Maggoty@lemmy.world 2025-12-17 23:32
Said like someone whose “screwed the pooch” too many times.
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@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2025-12-18 06:16
why not play with your puppy and fuck another girl in front of your puppy? is this not how it should be?