Post #630463
2026-03-11 04:08 UTC
Replies (19)
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social 2026-03-11 05:24
@VoiceofDuum I pay cash money to them too, though only for a digital subscription. Become a member of the Onion at any level and you get content via email. https://membership.theonion.com/ @lisamelton
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@Dienstag@norden.social 2026-03-11 05:48
@VoiceofDuum Forgot that, when she does, living on earth will end too, did they. Gripping for (very weak) straws.
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@mxchara@seattle.pink 2026-03-11 06:02
@VoiceofDuum can we be entirely sure this isn't a serious talking point among evangelicals who hate environmentalism
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@aerofreak@hessen.social 2026-03-11 07:06
@VoiceofDuum Eventually there will be nuclear winter. Where will your precious solar power be then?
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@xs4me2@mastodon.social 2026-03-11 07:08
@VoiceofDuum Hahaha!
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@LevelUp@corteximplant.com 2026-03-11 07:54
@VoiceofDuum I think I might just have to start getting this in print now.
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@loganer@mastodon.social 2026-03-11 08:15
@VoiceofDuum everywhere.
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@robinsyl@meow.social 2026-03-11 09:00
@VoiceofDuum TIL the onion still has a print version
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@the_drifter@mastodon.social 2026-03-11 11:12
@VoiceofDuum this is good :)
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@sposadelvento@mastodon.uno 2026-03-11 11:58
@VoiceofDuum Is it a true ad? 😮
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@katakislives@uwu.social 2026-03-11 14:51
@VoiceofDuum Reminds me of HOLTOW's Sun Insurance ad on THE FINALS :kagerou_laugh:
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@cobalt123@beige.party 2026-03-11 14:53
@VoiceofDuum @dabertime I’ve subscribed to print now for 2 years. Never fails that I get a bust-out-loud-laugh from it. Very seriously though, the need for humor has never been stronger.
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@ddgulledge@social.linux.pizza 2026-03-11 15:40
@VoiceofDuum The answer seems obvious to me. When the sun explodes, we'll all have more solar power than we can possibly use for the rest of our lives.
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@xan@xantronix.social 2026-03-11 15:52
@VoiceofDuum I still think about the column about Terry` Gross doing Fresh Air interviews whilst driving Ubers, daily
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@JoBlakely@mastodon.social 2026-03-12 13:08
@VoiceofDuum Reminds me of the parody ads in MAD Magazine I used to love.
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@sanpan@mas.to 2026-03-12 13:11
@VoiceofDuum @swoonie Had I kown this, I would have never bought into solar panels! But mainbeam media and big sun will not tell you about this. And of course the extended warranty won’t be covering shit in two billion years either. I‘m so pissed right now!!!
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@james@mementomori.social 2026-03-12 13:38
@VoiceofDuum It's also my favorite gift to share.
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@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social 2026-03-12 14:39
@VoiceofDuum in a trillion years the universe will undergo heat death. where will your precious concept of using energy exchange to perform useful work be then?
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@Iveyline@mastodon.nz 2026-03-13 03:19
@VoiceofDuum Brilliant.