Post #612144
2026-03-10 09:22 UTC
Who we’re looking for who:
Is rich (at least $100 mil)
Is implausibly rich considering his skills and career history
Is very well connected among the rich
Nobody wants to be publicly photographed with (Re: The mistakes they made with Epstein)
Definitely has a private jet
Lives close to were rich people tend to gather (New Zealand?)
Keeps a low profile
If we’re going to find this guy, the first thing we need to do is figure out where all the world’s billionaires are hanging out.
Replies (4)
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@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2026-03-10 22:03
Epstein didn’t keep a low profile. He was everywhere, taking pictures and glad-handing other plutocrats and showing up at events. Like, if anyone is on your short list, I would think it would be Elon Musk. Musk’s initial gambit was throwing a bunch of keggers at Stanford to make friends with the prior generation’s Silicon Valley failkids. That’s how he met Thiel and got into Paypal, made his first billion, and became an ahem Angel Investor for all sorts of glamour projects.
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@mirshafie@europe.pub 2026-03-10 22:17
S:t Barth
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@jeffep@lemmy.world 2026-03-11 03:03
Except for the low profile, I think I found your guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Wvn-9BXVc
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@MisterD@lemmy.ca 2026-03-10 23:36
People in the Epstein files are very likely to be their customers too